I'D Rather Starve

Is Oil tasty? The filthy crude; what is the allure? It isn't food. Yet here I stand be-trodden; astonished at what I see, everyone is eating Oil; how can this be? How can this be? They put it on their toast, they put it in their cheese, they slurp it whole- and with such ease. The thought makes me recoil; people are eating OIl; It's in every mouth, in every belly, chased down with petroleum jelly; egads it's sick-(ick). This cannot be healthy; It cannot be sane, who in their right mind would do this? Do I shout in vain? The madness cannot last; it simply can't go on, It's just a phase, it'll pass I'll try to regain my calm. EEP!!!! Headline(Front page) Oil too popular- Food is obsolete. Oil is now the official food of earth; starvation...what a treat.