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Ranted Poems - Poems about Ranted

Lost libido as rez erected cockamamie Shtrungool haint no prickly fallacy
...Lost libido as rez erected cockamamie Shtrungool haint no prickly fallacy The following pastiche poetically pricked prick, whereby fantasy courtesy Eros (????) cow licked country bumpin vide......

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Categories: ranted, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Free verse
Time Waits for No One
...Time waits for no one. Isn’t that great? If it waited on us, it would end up too late. We think we’re the master of our time controlled realm, But Time is the faster man at the helm. What we wi......

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Categories: ranted, age, appreciation,
Form: Free verse



Gargamel’s Lament
...Deep in his lair with a scowl and a sneer, Gargamel grumbled, "They're still not here!" He plotted and paced, he ranted and swore, Yet Smurfs slipped away like they had before. Azrael yawned, u......

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Categories: ranted, children, funny, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Emergency Contact
...If I got hit by a car 2 years ago, I would’ve called you. And I would’ve ranted about how the driver was drunk and I wasn’t even in the road, and you’d make a joke about how he was aiming for m......

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Categories: ranted, bible, christian, friendship, hurt,
Form: Lyric
Premium Member Time to test,
...Its time at last..The furor'e is well past.' For those who fronted Who shamed? And claimed the high ground? and spoke of a Deaths knells blast.' Who trotted out (so called experts?) And ranted as w......

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Categories: ranted, anniversary, conflict, courage,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member DONALD PELLEGREN AND I AS STENRAP RUMOR FOR STEM CELL TO TREAT HIS LEUKEMIA
...THIS WAS BASICALLY ORCHESTRATED BY CIRO GARGANO IDEA MAKING DONALD PELLEGREN BELIEVE HE AND I WERE PARENTS AFTER A BREIF ENCOUNTER WITH HITMAN PELLEGREN HE BECAME OBSESSED WITH FATHERING A CHILD WITH......

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Categories: ranted, allah,
Form: Lento
Premium Member slip n slides morning sickness and cabbage patch kids summer of 1985
...My only niece Lonnie created sheer joy for me especially after i gave birth to two daughters Lonnie was indeed the boss of playtime visiting every summer being she was few years older tha......

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Categories: ranted, allah, poetry,
Form: Nonet
Premium Member How Long Has it Been
...I came home from Lowe’s today and told my husband About the hot guy who tried to pick me up with this line “We should garden together.” When we were younger my husband would have demanded a name......

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Categories: ranted, husband, wife,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Magdalen Christmas Eve Mass 1984
...Busy time very frustrating watching my husband and ciro gargano go over the blue prints over and over again during the 1984 elections for lake county Daniel Furlan Bobby Thompson Ernest Fishe......

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Categories: ranted, allah,
Form: Epulaeryu
Hitler, the artist
...Hitler, the artist It is Christmas Eve, and the TV has nothing to offer but sentimental tunes and the endless stories of how a rich man became nice and gave a poor family succor for the evening......

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Categories: ranted, adventure, beauty, best friend,
Form: Burlesque
Premium Member Rum N Raisin 10 - Three Months of Crazy
...Raisin just stared at the chaos ahead A kitten, confused as she sat there in dread The world has gone mad, all the people have flipped She glared at a window where blood and gore dripped Folk w......

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Categories: ranted, cat, christmas, firework, halloween,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member Sad Sack Sammy
...The tale of Sad Sack Sammy, So the story goes. A walking, talking, whiner, Suffering his woes. He never ever smiled, Had nothing good to say. He whimpered like a sissy, All the livelong day.......

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Categories: ranted, political, sad,
Form: Rhyme
Fighting Spirits
...A passing by spirit caught hold of the one, who looked down upon her. For the haughty would not pardon mistakes. She was merciless and never understood anything beyond what is correct. The passing ......

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Categories: ranted, appreciation, character, confidence, love,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member O' Yes the Magic Power In That Massive Ancient Tree
...O' Yes The Magic Power In That Massive Ancient Tree Down the magic forest trail, lay the ancient tree Its gnarled limbs, eroded bark and massive height I found that it had a magic effect upon me......

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Categories: ranted, creation, feelings, growing up,
Form: Rhyme
Inxs of Poison From Iron Maiden Scorpion Mamma and Ac Dc Charged Aries Papa
...Inxs of poison from iron maiden scorpion mamma and ac/dc charged aries papa Although gainfully unemployed (fate now finds me receiving social security disability – for approximately the la......

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Categories: ranted, 12th grade, abuse, anger,
Form: Free verse

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