Ranted Poems - Poems about Ranted

That aint Cheap

...uninvited meddling
intruding on our 
happiness
intruding and meddling
undermining my

who invited you into
the mix
how did you get involved with this
acting like you
supposse to be here
wh...

Lost libido as rez erected cockamamie Shtrungool haint no prickly fallacy

...Lost libido as rez erected cockamamie Shtrungool haint no prickly fallacy

The following pastiche 
poetically pricked prick,
whereby fantasy courtesy Eros 
(????) cow licked
country bumpin vide...

Time Waits for No One

...Time waits for no one. Isn’t that great?
If it waited on us, it would end up too late.

We think we’re the master of our time controlled realm,
But Time is the faster man at the helm.
What we wi...

Gargamel’s Lament

...Deep in his lair with a scowl and a sneer,
Gargamel grumbled, "They're still not here!"
He plotted and paced, he ranted and swore,
Yet Smurfs slipped away like they had before.

Azrael yawned, u...

Emergency Contact

...If I got hit by a car 2 years ago,
I would’ve called you.

And I would’ve ranted about how the driver was drunk
and I wasn’t even in the road,
and you’d make a joke about how he was aiming for m...

Time to test,

...Its time at last..The furor'e is well past.' For those who fronted
Who shamed? And claimed the high ground? and spoke of a
Deaths knells blast.' Who trotted out (so called experts?) And ranted as w...

DONALD PELLEGREN AND I AS STENRAP RUMOR FOR STEM CELL TO TREAT HIS LEUKEMIA

...THIS WAS BASICALLY ORCHESTRATED BY CIRO GARGANO IDEA MAKING DONALD PELLEGREN BELIEVE HE AND I WERE PARENTS AFTER A BREIF ENCOUNTER WITH HITMAN PELLEGREN HE BECAME OBSESSED WITH FATHERING A CHILD WITH...

slip n slides morning sickness and cabbage patch kids summer of 1985

...My only niece Lonnie created sheer 
joy for me especially after i gave 
birth to two daughters Lonnie was 
indeed the boss of playtime visiting 
every summer being she was few 

years older tha...

How Long Has it Been

...I came home from Lowe’s today and told my husband
About the hot guy who tried to pick me up with this line
“We should garden together.”

When we were younger my husband would have demanded a name...

Magdalen Christmas Eve Mass 1984

...Busy time very frustrating watching my 
husband and ciro gargano go over the 
blue prints over and over again during 
the 1984 elections for lake county Daniel 
Furlan Bobby Thompson Ernest Fishe...

Hitler, the artist

...Hitler, the artist

It is Christmas Eve, and the TV has nothing to offer
but sentimental tunes and the endless stories of how
a rich man became nice and gave a poor family
succor for the evening...

Rum N Raisin 10 - Three Months of Crazy

...Raisin just stared at the chaos ahead
A kitten, confused as she sat there in dread
The world has gone mad, all the people have flipped
She glared at a window where blood and gore dripped

Folk w...

Sad Sack Sammy

...The tale of Sad Sack Sammy,
So the story goes.
A walking, talking, whiner,
Suffering his woes.

He never ever smiled,
Had nothing good to say.
He whimpered like a sissy,
All the livelong day....

Fighting Spirits

...A passing by spirit caught hold of the one, who looked down upon her. For the haughty would not pardon mistakes. She was merciless and never understood anything beyond what is correct. 
The passing ...

O' Yes the Magic Power In That Massive Ancient Tree

...O' Yes The Magic Power In That Massive Ancient Tree

Down the magic forest trail, lay the ancient tree
Its gnarled limbs, eroded bark and massive height
I found that it had a magic effect upon me...

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