Short Ranted Poems
Short Ranted Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Ranted by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Ranted by length and keyword.
A Perfect Mismatch
He couldn't stand her temper tirades
She ranted and raved about bills left unpaid
A tragic couple they were, a perfect mismatch ~
Their marriage contract containing no escape hatch...
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Categories:
ranted, giggle, marriage, relationship,
Form:
Couplet
Bill Clinton
Never hid in Jefferson Airplane
Never beat his wife
Never wept on the floor of jail
Never drank his life away
Never ranted on soldiers grave
Never changed his name
Never came back from the dead...
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Categories:
ranted, art, death, drink, evil, funeral, scary,
Form:
Free verse
[billy Once Spoke of Our Approaching Doom]
Billy once spoke of our approaching doom.
Revealed stitched-cross against bare groom.
But fear never chilled stiff steel handle.
Then he ranted silent scandal!
Now Billy talks little in him white padded room....
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Categories:
ranted, confusion, funny, imagination, social,
Form:
Limerick
The Wages of Sin
There was once an old parson named Guy Flynn,
Who ranted about the wages of sin.
He scared the hell outta me,
Makin' me fall on my knee,
Forswearin' my profanity and gin!
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired...
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Categories:
ranted, humorous, religion, sin,
Form:
Limerick
Lost Poets
Lungs that burst
life that escaped
when poor souls rant and ranted more
instead of reciting poetic verse
I pray one day
they find a way
to re-discover kindness I say
sadly, this dream, will never be
Hens and co?cks, birds of a feather
singing on the rudeness tree...
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Categories:
ranted, art, courage, forgiveness, hilarious, humorous, meaningful, philosophy,
Form:
Quatrain
A Decision Without a Plan B
A conversation ensued between us.
He ranted he wanted to resign.I chuckled and smiled.
Asked if he had a plan B.
He explained, a good idea though, I thought to myself.
But can you draft the idea, develop it, till morrow then present your resignation when you have alternatives? I asked.
He was enraged, and he left...
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Categories:
ranted, encouraging, mentor, poems, poetry, wisdom, writing,
Form:
Acrostic
Delicious Pig and Big Dean
There once was a pig named Delicious
She hated washing the stupid dishes
She ranted and raved
Her bro thought her depraved
So he threw her into a pond with the fishes
Delicious was a pig with a temper quite mean
She got out and ranted at her brother big Dean
He was scared to his bones
Ran off with Miss Jones
An old lady whose teeth had turned ugly green...
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Categories:
ranted, 2nd grade, 3rd grade, 4th grade, 5th
Form:
Limerick
Unhappy New Year
With champagne and plenty of gin,
we welcomed the brand New Year in
Fred got nissed as a pewt,
and despite some dispute
he wouldn’t leave to my chagrin!
Old Freddie was drunk as a skunk,
and clambered onto our top bunk
But he fell to the floor -
how he ranted and swore,
I’m wary next time he gets drunk!
Let's have fun Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Shadow Hamilton
12/25/18...
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Categories:
ranted, character, drink, new year,
Form:
Limerick
The Chatter Box
Raving, ranting, and babbling on,
He went on in endless chatter,
Screeching words that really didn't matter,
So early in the morning he screeched,
The sound so unpleasant to the ears,
Not caring to whom he would give offense.
An old black crow sitting on a wire
Outside overlooking my window,
Screeched on in endless chatter,
The world around him really didn't matter,
He didn't care if anyone watched
As he ranted on endlessly....
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Categories:
ranted, bird, nonsense, song, sound,
Form:
Free verse
The Preacher Said What
What would Jesus say
to the pastor who ranted,
“NO masks in THIS church”?
July 28, 2021
MT. JULIET, Tennessee, July 27, 2021 The pastor of a Mt. Juliet church has threatened to kick out members of his congregation if they show up in masks amid a nationwide surge in COVID-19 cases fueled by the delta variant.
During service on Sunday at Global Vision Bible Church, Pastor Greg Locke told the crowd, "Don't believe this delta variant nonsense. Stop it! Stop it!"...
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Categories:
ranted, judgement, nonsense, religion,
Form:
Verse
The Masked Crusader
A masked crusader
leapt off the screen
and stepped into
my nightmarish dream
and with a Biff! And a Boff!
he fought off my foe
from the kind of dream threats
we all know
and then he turned
quickly looked me in the eye
and said; “this is where
I have to say goodbye!”
“But ..but you can’t leave!
I Screamed, I Ranted
in a panicked sorrow;
what about tomorrow?
And as he tore away
his whispered echo said
“you know your on your own now, and I know
you can find your own way home.”...
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Categories:
ranted, allegory,
Form:
Free verse
Unhinged
A man jumped on the subway tracks,
Delaying every train.
He paced and shouted; people asked him
What he hoped to gain.
He ranted incoherently
Yet strangers offered aid,
Despite the fact that they’d be late
For plans they might have made.
As minutes passed, nobody
Could convince him he should stop,
But he climbed up at last
Where he was handcuffed by a cop.
Reporters called the man “unhinged,”
As good a word as any,
For lately, that description
Might apply to far too many....
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Categories:
ranted, new york,
Form:
Rhyme