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Premium Member My uncle Bobby

You meet lots of people up there,
The Mater Hospital,
Bobby told me.

Bobby is my friend,
His hospital companion said 
As he , Alan,
Left before him, Bobby,
Returning home 

I'll pray for you,
He said too,
A Christian,
Bobby 
Reported,
You meet all kinds of people up there 

And he meant of course,
Boys and girls,
Men and women,
Doctors and nurses,

But he meant also 
Rangers fans,
And protestants,
And Alan 
Was 
One of them,

A Christian too, to boot.
And over time,
Weeks of illness,
They chatted Wendy 

And 
I ndiaiadh an omlan,
Became friends 

Bobby is my friend,
Alan said,

And Bobby was pleased.

Bobby, you see Alan,
Prays for you too 
Not in a 
Kneel -down -and -pray -before -God 
Kinda thing 

He plays much better Alan 

He tells people 
How 
You promised 
To pray for him

That 
Is Bobby's prayer 
And 
Its a fantastic way to pray,

Isn't it just.

Premium Member Rangers in the Park - Sinatra Redux

  ~ To the tune of 'Strangers in the 
      Night,' by Frank Sinatra ~  


     Rangers in the park
     Two lonely rangers in the park
        
       We're wond'ring in the dark
       If they'd catch us necking
          by morning’s light

      O, Rangers in the park
      Two lonely rangers in the park
      
      Suddenly we know
      It’s time for us to go ~
         They’re filming Noah’s Ark

      Doo-be-doo-di-doo... fade out

A Rangers' Win

Steven Wright's knuckleball
in Texas took a fall
the Rangers' bats
increased their stats
Wright will pitch again
he might even win


Army Rangers Rescue Ufo Abductee

Up on  mountain top.
Just don't know how I got here.
Army Rangers  rescued me.
Says UFO kidnapped me.
Sure lucky I was let go.

Premium Member What Happened To the Texas Rangers

What happened to the Texas Rangers this year?
A loss in the Wild Card game, and they would disappear.
They held first place in the American League West until the last game.
To see the Oakland Athletics win the division was a shame.
The team from Texas is in the hunt for a championship no more.
They were done in by an upstart Orioles team from Baltimore.
The Rangers appeared in the World Series two years in a row.
Any appearance in the Fall Classic this year will be a no go.

Venomless Rangers

what wrong have we done to the world?
we are looked being terrors,
how many errors manifested to us:
we are locked narrowed,
how foolishly are we to let go of troubles 
and we were watched horrors..

is this how we will survived our life UN-psalms
and dawned our life a tense UN-proud?
after-all, we testified our God of lords..?

fie, unto thee, a mass killers of our time
who turned homes with torment
those who made our sweat a mess...
those who arose, without fathers...
and mischief the world with calamities..

God, I beseech Thou
against the murderers of innocence
those of UN-maternal abode
they, bastards of shame-mess...

O LORD 
HELP ME FIGHT UNJUST FOR A JUST 
IN YOUR NAME THAT FAMES AND NEVER LET MY DAY LAME WITH ME.


Captain Calamari of Space Rangers

"You will NEVER win the Spaceman Of The Year award!"/"I will SO!"/"You haven't the 
love of humanity for it!!!"/"Get OFF my spaceship!"....Any form is acceptable. 

For Matt's contest poem to movie based on the above dialogue!

Captain the craft is approaching with intent to board us, should we prepare for 
boarding? Dr. Nono, do you have a positive ID? We believe it to be Martian Martin...
Captain replies, "Oh no my arch enemy, what does he want? this can't be good. 
Prepare for boarding, doctor"

Martian Martin boards the spacecraft and approaches Captain Calamari. 
Stating, "Good evening, captain, I have come to inform you of your defeat in this 
years Spaceman of the year award, You will never win!!/"I will SO!"/"You haven't the
love of humanity for it!!"/"Get OFF my spaceship!"

Martian Martin exits the spaceship.

Captain Calamari turns to his crew and screams prepare for battle, Dr. Nono what is 
our coordinates?
Dr. Nono states yes captain, battle stations ready, lock and load!! Coordinates: sector five, niner and grid four point seven. Fire at will!!

Pow!! Bang!! Boom!!

The Spaceman of the Year award is mine!! I shall not be defeated!! HAAHAA!

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