Captain Calamari of Space Rangers

"You will NEVER win the Spaceman Of The Year award!"/"I will SO!"/"You haven't the 
love of humanity for it!!!"/"Get OFF my spaceship!"....Any form is acceptable. 

For Matt's contest poem to movie based on the above dialogue!

Captain the craft is approaching with intent to board us, should we prepare for 
boarding? Dr. Nono, do you have a positive ID? We believe it to be Martian Martin...
Captain replies, "Oh no my arch enemy, what does he want? this can't be good. 
Prepare for boarding, doctor"

Martian Martin boards the spacecraft and approaches Captain Calamari. 
Stating, "Good evening, captain, I have come to inform you of your defeat in this 
years Spaceman of the year award, You will never win!!/"I will SO!"/"You haven't the
love of humanity for it!!"/"Get OFF my spaceship!"

Martian Martin exits the spaceship.

Captain Calamari turns to his crew and screams prepare for battle, Dr. Nono what is 
our coordinates?
Dr. Nono states yes captain, battle stations ready, lock and load!! Coordinates: sector five, niner and grid four point seven. Fire at will!!

Pow!! Bang!! Boom!!

The Spaceman of the Year award is mine!! I shall not be defeated!! HAAHAA!
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Kendrick Avatar
April 29, 2010 at 2:20 PM
Okay! Spaceman /woman the award is yours...Mom...Thanks for stopping by and commenting...The poem "Read"....Type in the title of the poem that is under that title or type in his name and click on poet...
Chachere Avatar
April 29, 2010 at 2:05 PM
lol.wow Doris, you must have been loaded with pen power in this write.good luck, very exciting!ha, Dr.Nono -Awlays&Forever Lynette
Orozco Avatar
April 29, 2010 at 1:33 PM
really enjoyed this! good write!- edward
Chircop Avatar
April 29, 2010 at 1:09 PM
Excellent story,much enjoyed dear friend..Charma
Dietrich Avatar
April 29, 2010 at 12:42 PM
LIked how you made the last part a joke. I'd have to do the same, were I to try a contest like this one! Hope you win! LUv, andrea
Murphy Avatar
April 29, 2010 at 12:40 PM
very very nice still working on mine good luck in the contest and thank you for your always kind commenys have a great day faleshia
Sweetheart Avatar
April 29, 2010 at 11:56 AM
OK Doris remember u asked me before about my word "sans" in one of my poems? read Brian's Cuckoo-Less poem today as he also has used the word "sans" in his Shape poetry ... it may be a clearer meaning now to see in his short poem.. luv.. and hope the Sestina Stanza count helped u out..luv.. Linda-Marie..
Peranteau Avatar
April 29, 2010 at 9:31 AM
Very well done Doris ! Beem me up scotty ! *smiles* james
Sweetheart Avatar
April 29, 2010 at 7:42 AM
OK Doris here is the Sestina pattern ... Stanza 1 ... 123456, stanza 2 ... 615243, stanza 3 364125, stanza 4 532614, stanza 5 451362, stanza 6 ...246531 .. then the tercet is ..first line ... 2 & 5 ... second line .. 4 & 3 .. third line ... 6 & 1 .. I am writing a new one today .. if I get time.. hope this helps ... luv.. Linda-Marie..
Knop Avatar
April 29, 2010 at 5:19 AM
Nice story, Doris and good luck in the contest! Thank you for your comments and have a great time...Gert
Mehta Avatar
April 28, 2010 at 6:48 PM
Good luck in the contest
Sweetheart Avatar
April 28, 2010 at 3:14 PM
Good luck Doris in Matt's hilarious contest.. I already submitted my entry Frequent Fly-er Flick just for the fun of it all..luv.. and good luck... Linda-Marie..
A   Avatar
April 28, 2010 at 1:57 PM
you sound like my sisters boy, enjoyed,..p.d
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