Animal Raccoon Poems

I thought Santa wore red, the crow said to the owl.
Regular Santa, but this is raccoon Santa, the owl hooted.
What does that mean?
Watch and learn.

In...

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Always together, they played
Never alone, lost or afraid,
They trudged through the woods
And all the surrounding neighborhoods,
Piercing the darkness with shiny flames,
Their eyes never revealing their...

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Roary Raccoon was dazzling in his orange banded witch’s hat.
Are you now a warlock? Asked his nemesis, Mr. Busybody Cat..
Roary’s loud sigh was not enough...

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Jerico the raccoon lived in the land of cherry blossom buds.
He enjoyed his corn, spaghetti, and well-cheesed up spuds.
His flatulence had a marvelous effect on...

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Debonair raccoon had his pick of women of course.
He found them in the barn, cuddling next to the horse.
He liked them Rubenesque, reddish and round.
They...

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I saw a raccoon in the garage on Monday and Tuesday.
The same raccoon or two different raccoons?
I have no response, because I am unsure.
The next...

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You've heard of me.
You've seen me around.
I nest in cabins, garages, sheds, 
Trailer parks, abandoned buildings, 
Even on your attic.
I'm not as cuddly as I...

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sly masked marauder
recklessly raucous raccoon
~ the final frontier...

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dark masked marauder
devoured sweet corn at night
crows left hungry...

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scampering squealing
raccoon large as baby bear
commanders my porch...

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JOE VERSUS THE RACCOON 
By Kate H. Stark


Each night ‘twas the same old proverbial shout. 
“Hey Joe, will you please take the garbage bags out?”

Joe...

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rabbits leap across
loneliest graveled dirt roads
barely missing tires
~
possum shuffle past
the white lines along the curbs
hopes fill their belly
~
raccoon dart out from
beneath laurels and pine trees
hustling...

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Looking onto the deck
A raccoon was seen
The body was huge
Birds flew away
Squirrels ran off

The claws were long
and looking sharp
Color of the fur grey-brown
The face face...

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The raccoon was brazen
Bold, devilishly handsome
I fell in love quickly
I know. Raccoons are no good for opossums
But the heart wants who the heart wants.

We met...

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The morning quiet
It did not last long
I was doing chores
In another room
The quiet broken
Maggie growls and barks
She is excited
I went to see why
Outside the glass...

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