Debonair Raccoon

Debonair raccoon had his pick of women of course. He found them in the barn, cuddling next to the horse. He liked them Rubenesque, reddish and round. They gravitated him sleek and slick, marriage-bound. The horse got jealous when Debonair took them away. He liked female racoons. Many of them “made his day”. They were eager to please, and their sense of humors were keen. He thought when Debonair took them from him, he was being mean.