Falling In Love With a Raccoon

The raccoon was brazen
Bold, devilishly handsome
I fell in love quickly
I know. Raccoons are no good for opossums
But the heart wants who the heart wants.

We met on a warm day
in the throes of summer
He was eating cat food when I arrived
to the consternation of a gray tabby
who was sitting on a prissy 
large-flowered puffy porch chair.

“spoiled princess”, the gentleman said
with his large bandit eyes.
“brat probably” I replied, demurely, flicking my pink tail.
He stopped eating and looked at me for second.
Wandered off porch, giving me the rest of the food.

Lights began flickering on and off.
I thought it was lightning at first 
Then a large WallyGeemer tromped out.
He was in his underwear.
I flipped to my side, pretending dead.
“EDNA!” the WallyGeemer screamed.

I had heard this voice before.
It is a voice of fear.
He went back inside and slammed the door.
I was halfway back to the marsh when the
generous Raccoon stepped into my path.
“Would you um like to um…”
“Of course,” I said.
And we did.

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Date: 8/18/2019 3:30:00 PM
Caren, I like this one. Reminds me of the song "Muskrat Love" by Captain & Tennille. -Richard
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 8/19/2019 6:40:00 AM
That is one of my all-time-favorite songs Richard!
Date: 5/9/2019 10:52:00 PM
I guess this makes you a raconteur. LOL. Very enjoyable tale, or tail maybe, Caren. ~ gw
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 5/10/2019 3:33:00 AM
And it does, and I am, and happy of it.
Date: 5/9/2019 9:59:00 PM
Yes. The heart wants what the heart wants. Very creative my friend. Have a good day.
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 5/10/2019 3:33:00 AM
Thank you David. You also.
Date: 5/9/2019 3:43:00 PM
Sweet Jesus, I'm a racoon! I ask too: "Would you um?" I used to wonder, eating cat food, why they never refuse. I got it now: an animal magnetism! It's amazing, Caren. I'm still smiling, rubbing my paws)
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 5/10/2019 3:34:00 AM
I can see your teeth now; which makes me happy as I had never seen them before Kurt.
Date: 5/9/2019 2:01:00 PM
He asked um would you um .... and you did - Great fun Caren as usual, your intense humor comes to the fore! Hugs, Jennifer.
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 5/9/2019 2:34:00 PM
Thank you my friend. I could not end it any other way.
Date: 5/9/2019 8:03:00 AM
Hello Caren, You made friends with a raccoon! When a raccoon came onto our deck Maggie was in a barking fit. The raccoon was huge! Scared all the birds away and squirrels to. It was my frist time to see one up close. have a nice day my friend,
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Darlene De Beaulieu
Date: 5/11/2019 6:21:00 PM
Caren, the ones that are climbing on your porch jave bottoms that are large like baby bears! Wow! I would not stay to watch them eat, I would run! Have a nice evening my friend.
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 5/9/2019 11:52:00 AM
The ones that are climbing on my porch have bottoms that are so large they look like baby bears! The cat the dog and the opossums all watch them eat.
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