How many women here
have been impregnated
by Elon Musk? looking for hands
He plans to repopulate the planet
single handedly - well, not handed
exactly - you know what I mean.
In Australia, great swaths of Texas,
and of course Mar-a-Lago, he’s a serial offender,
because his sperm is legal tender.
Factoid: you might catch a disease,
he’s sleeping with everyone north of Belize
and several of them, frankly, look sleazy.
Of course, you’d have to listen to him talk. shivers
Unless you say, “Hey, can we do this without conversation?”
That’s when you’d slip on your sleep mask, and, well, you know.
But what would you be thinking about?
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FUN! by KiNG MALA [E]
BLOODONTHETIMBS by Bren Joy [E]
Categories:
rabies, baby, birth, character, child,
Form: Rhyme
I need to see what Cleff passed through
To be able to say “it’s true”
And then, fast, arrange a lorry
Bursting with folks who are sorry.
I won’t want to all day look blue,
Because I’d worked with the wrong clue…
A lot now I have as worry
And just can’t towards more hurry.
Ken’s dog ken trusts for no rabies:
I’ve seen Star play games with babies!
Cleff Prankster could choose to bite self,
Records of wonders on my shelf.
They’re not fools with sharp camera
Filming the real with chimera;
I hate to be at last chastised
For having a farce advertized;
Cleff who fears Star could want it killed,
In ken’s world a void to be filled.
Categories:
rabies, animal, character, evil, hate,
Form: Rhyme
I need to see what Cleff passed through
To be able to say “it’s true”
And then, fast, arrange a lorry
Bursting with folks who are sorry.
I won’t want to all day look blue,
Because I’d worked with the wrong clue…
A lot now I have as worry
And just can’t towards more hurry.
Ken’s dog ken trusts for no rabies:
I’ve seen Star play games with babies!
Cleff Prankster could choose to bite self,
Records of wonders on my shelf.
They’re not fools with sharp camera
Filming the real with chimera;
I hate to be at last chastised
For having a farce advertized;
Cleff who fears Star could want it killed,
In ken’s world a void to be filled.
Categories:
rabies, animal, character, evil, hate,
Form: Rhyme
magical evening
a caged old dormant dog drools
ridden in rabies
~
poor sick little dog
he's hurt and he needs some love
vaccine cures him some
5/11/20
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr 2020
Categories:
rabies, adventure, dog, irony, sick,
Form: Haiku
Fired from a canine canine, I'm a bullet aimed at the brain.
Slowly & surely, I find my track, come sunshine or raging rain.
I swim and wriggle making my way,three inches every passing day!
Target I reach in a few weeks say,making sure of its deadly decay
Categories:
rabies, mental illness, pain,
Form: Free verse
What does it take to win over the ladies
Charm my dear fellows, no if, and, or maybes
You can be a bit chunky
Or resemble a monkey
You'll win but only if you don't have rabies
Categories:
rabies, fun,
Form: Limerick
What does it take to win over the ladies
Charm my dear fellows, no if, and, or maybes
You can be a bit chunky
Or resemble a monkey
You'll win but only if you don't have rabies
© Jack Ellison 2015
Categories:
rabies, humor,
Form: Limerick
Last year I was forced to shoot my Great Dane.
Killing my dog has brought about a great deal of pain.
Before he got the rabies, he was friendly and had a lot of vigor.
My heart shriveled up in my chest when I pulled the trigger.
I especially feel bad because I was too cheap to pay for a rabies shot.
Because of my irresponsibility and stinginess, I sure am hurting a lot.
If you own a pet, please consider what you may have to lose.
Please get your pet his or her shots or you may wind up in my shoes.
(THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.)
Categories:
rabies, animals, petsmay,
Form: Rhyme