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If You Don'T Have Rabies

What does it take to win over the ladies
Charm my dear fellows, no if, and, or maybes
You can be a bit chunky
Or resemble a monkey
You'll win but only if you don't have rabies


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Kp Nunez Date: 5/25/2015 9:46:00 PM :-) Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 5/26/2015 5:28:00 AM You seem to be doing a lot of grinning today... keep on a-grinning, sweet Kimmie! Love, Jack xxx

Laura Breidenthal Date: 5/25/2015 7:51:00 AM Another gloriously silly limerick from the best! I believe you are the only poet who has written about rabies! C: Always, Laura Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 5/25/2015 8:04:00 AM So are you saying there's a chance this gem will be quoted to future generation!!! Wow what an honour! LOL Love ya girl, Jack xxxx

M. L. Kiser Date: 5/25/2015 5:49:00 AM Now, there's a thought! HA! Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 5/25/2015 6:10:00 AM Yes, A very strange thought!!! LOL Hugs, Jack xxx

Carol Eastman Date: 5/24/2015 6:27:00 PM To win over this lady you would need to make me smile and laugh! I droped a piece of pizza in my lap on my first date with Mike. It didn't bother him... At that point I knew I had a keeper! Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 5/24/2015 7:16:00 PM CUTE!!! And you lived happily ever after!!! Hugs, Jacko xxx

Judy Konos Date: 5/24/2015 5:41:00 PM What's a little rabies between friends? Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 5/24/2015 7:14:00 PM Thems is my sediments!!!! LOL Love, Jack xxx

Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 5/24/2015 5:52:00 AM - It is always your charm,Jack :))) - Enjoy your weekend - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 5/24/2015 6:25:00 AM My dear sweet Anne Lise... always loyal after all this time! Whatta true friend... love, Jack xxxx

Jerry T Curtis Date: 5/24/2015 5:51:00 AM Well, that leaves me out......whoa , time for my shots Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 5/24/2015 6:24:00 AM Hahahaha! Sorry to hear that... go take your shots! Cheers, Jack