Jack Ellison Poet Limerick

If You Don'T Have Rabies

What does it take to win over the ladies
Charm my dear fellows, no if, and, or maybes
You can be a bit chunky
Or resemble a monkey
You'll win but only if you don't have rabies


© Jack Ellison 2015

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Kp Nunez May 25, 2015 at 9:46 PM :-) Jack Ellison May 26, 2015 at 5:28 AM You seem to be doing a lot of grinning today... keep on a-grinning, sweet Kimmie! Love, Jack xxx

Laura Breidenthal May 25, 2015 at 7:51 AM Another gloriously silly limerick from the best! I believe you are the only poet who has written about rabies! C: Always, Laura Jack Ellison May 25, 2015 at 8:04 AM So are you saying there's a chance this gem will be quoted to future generation!!! Wow what an honour! LOL Love ya girl, Jack xxxx

M. L. Kiser May 25, 2015 at 5:49 AM Now, there's a thought! HA! Jack Ellison May 25, 2015 at 6:10 AM Yes, A very strange thought!!! LOL Hugs, Jack xxx

Carol Eastman May 24, 2015 at 6:27 PM To win over this lady you would need to make me smile and laugh! I droped a piece of pizza in my lap on my first date with Mike. It didn't bother him... At that point I knew I had a keeper! Jack Ellison May 24, 2015 at 7:16 PM CUTE!!! And you lived happily ever after!!! Hugs, Jacko xxx

Judy Konos May 24, 2015 at 5:41 PM What's a little rabies between friends? Jack Ellison May 24, 2015 at 7:14 PM Thems is my sediments!!!! LOL Love, Jack xxx

Anne-Lise Andresen May 24, 2015 at 5:52 AM - It is always your charm,Jack :))) - Enjoy your weekend - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Jack Ellison May 24, 2015 at 6:25 AM My dear sweet Anne Lise... always loyal after all this time! Whatta true friend... love, Jack xxxx

Jerry T Curtis May 24, 2015 at 5:51 AM Well, that leaves me out......whoa , time for my shots Jack Ellison May 24, 2015 at 6:24 AM Hahahaha! Sorry to hear that... go take your shots! Cheers, Jack