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Heady Quiche

There was a chef famous for his quiche
Crowds came in and paid lots of baksheesh
	Feds came into town
	they busted his crown
for his quiche was sprinkled with hashish

Categories: quiche, drug, food, giggle, happy,
Form: Limerick

Quiche If You Please

Quiche If You Please
Quiche
Love your eggs
Jalapenos? Oh, yes please!
Tomatoes? Hundreds.
Onions? Yum Yum.

Quiche
Broccoli and Bacon
Quiche
Mexican or American

Quiche
Love your eggs
Love your texture
Love your crust!
Yum Yum

Categories: quiche, food,
Form: Free verse

Mega Quiche

Beat some eggs with garlic oil
Salt and Colby cheese
Add some basil and mushrooms
A flaky pie crust
Pour mix in crust; bake
Until done
Um!

Categories: quiche, appreciation, celebration, drink, food,
Form: Epulaeryu

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Don'T Blame the Quiche Lorraine

Sleep I can’t feign. I hear the falling rain
tapping a refrain on the window pane.
My throbbing pain recedes and I obtain
relief from the migraine which had free reign
like a freight train, a cause for mental strain.
Drat the champagne! Don’t blame the quiche Lorraine.

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Categories: quiche, drink, food, pain, sick,
Form: Monorhyme

Designer Named Quiche For Contest

I dated a designer named miss Quiche
And walked her chow at the end of its leash
But she got irate
On our second date
When my tchotchke got too close to her niche

Although in a week she asked for me back
And let me polish her two bric-a-brac
Then below that ledge
I struggled to wedge
My doo-hickey inside her knick-knack

Yet she

Categories: quiche, funny, word play,
Form: Limerick