Pretty Damn Quick Poems - Poems about Pretty Damn Quick

...I'm sure you've noticed throughout your life There are definite rights and wrongs As soon as you determine which is which You'll be singing a happy song It won't always hit you like a t......

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...Today's not one of my better days Even I have 'em every so often Believe me mine are rarer than most Will be chuckling even in my coffin Sure hope it doesn't freak someone out And anot......

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...Pursued by a kangaroo click The girl jumped on her pogo stick Flashing her tush Out in the bush It was over pretty damn quick!......

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...At Seventy-eight it will click You're got the short end of the stick If you want some fun Better get it done "The End" appears pretty damn quick!......

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...Today's not one of my better days Even I have 'em every so often Believe me mine are rarer than most Will be chuckling even in my coffin Sure hope it doesn't freak someone out And another ki......

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...(This is a fictional poem) A couple of my wives left because of the way they were treated. But most of them left because I cheated. My last wife left because I have the mouth of a sailor. I've ......

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