Married More Times Than Elizabeth Taylor

(This is a fictional poem) A couple of my wives left because of the way they were treated. But most of them left because I cheated. My last wife left because I have the mouth of a sailor. I've been married more times than Elizabeth Taylor. Is adultery really grounds for a divorce? When I ask my therapist, he says of course. I've been married eighteen times and I'm only thirty-six. When I get married, my wives usually leave pretty damn quick. When it comes to a certain part of my anatomy, I'm not well-endowed. That doesn't help and neither does having the face of a sow.