Arnold Palmer was knock-kneed
when he addressed the ball
President Clinton smoked weed
yet said he never inhaled at all
Tiger Woods fell in love with a Swede
though their marriage did sputter and fall
President Biden's been known to mislead
folks ~ He's still 'that senator' with a drawl
High On Each Hillary Thigh
Would Hillary Clinton name you appall?
How about calling her hoarding cholesterol
You would see she has hardening of each vein
And sight of her legs did drive you insane.
This is why Hillary pants suits does prefer
And what other idiot notion should I infer
There are those out there who often begs
To see if she really has two bow legs.
Over another rumor should start and spill
On her right thigh wears a tattoo of Bill
On other is woman playing a harmonica
Last Name Lewinski and first one Monica.
Of course, this is the most absurd thing
that you ever have heard.
James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2214669/Nearly-40-married-living-mother-The-sad-life-Monica-Lewinsky-White-House-intern-brought-President-Clinton.html
Clinton's Presidential Albatrosses
Former President Clinton
Faced impeachment like Nixon.
Mired by Whitewater investigation most foul,
Also by a controversial spotted owl.
(Written after seeing President Clinton sleeping during a sermon)
Preachers Are a Cure for Insomnia
By Elton Camp
Most of them tend to drone on and on
Long after audience interest is gone
What they say all have heard before
And don’t want to hear it anymore
But custom demands that they pretend
To enjoy every word right to the end
A sleepy hubby a wife can’t abide
And rams her elbow into his side
But when a fellow is there all alone
Into a nap he far too easily is gone
If he happens to be a person of fame,
He’s caught on camera in his shame
Few of us haven’t done the same way
So “Tut, tut” we have no right to say
Do You Miss Me Yet?
By Elton Camp
Leaving office, Bush’s favorable rating was low
Now, nearly four years later, it continues to be so
Usually when a president’s term in office is done
A rebound in his image will very soon have begun
Only forty-three percent now have a favorable view
Among ex-presidents, that level is something new
The favorable is fifty-nine percent for his dad
For President Clinton, sixty-six sure ain’t bad
He is the only living ex-president who went
In a favorable view down below fifty percent
Economic chaos and war are pretty hard to miss
Such memories are difficult for folks to dismiss
On path to redemption like Michael Corleone
Shabby like shallow water and catchy like rappers ring-tones
Take control of your destiny, lucky poetic justice
your majesty so majestic, my crown royal like Custis
fugitive towards the failures, I'm Jet Li of this marshall
war chariot my cordial, the struggle super sized my marbles
where expiration is contagious,
you gotta to be fire fighter courageous
Stay, safe behind the pistol, and bible pages
trails and court cases,
monologue my dairy
sitting in the darkness I pray to the Lord quietly
I'm like President Clinton never needed an moniker
Trying make into the habitat of the holy one, look to the north pole Andromeda
Pristine like Christine crashed my car
I smashing double doubles at the bar
And I'm blasting bumping music with the dutch back, turn down out of respect
lets ride my Taurus,Chevy, or Lac,
Oh dear lord
What will we do
If we get stuck with
President Clinton - Part two!
The people of this country
Will get what they deserve.
If they are foolish enough
to vote for HER.
A woman for President
Not a problem that I see.
But I'd vote for Lizzie Borden
Before I'd vote for that frigid Queen.
Once firmly enthroned in her Castle
The Liberal left will be in their glory
But as for the average American
We'll sure as hell be sorry!
So on this day, I say dear Lord
Give the American people some sense
Send anyone other than Hillary to Washington
And keep this wicked viper from our nest
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