Poundage Poems - Poems about Poundage

...Resolved was I to exercise, To utmost try to slenderize. From flabby bod I'd poundage peel To Grecian god beneath reveal. But soon my straining torso frail Becomes complaining, moaning male......Read the rest...

...Fat cat was horrified when he stepped on the scale. He had no idea of his poundage. Such a surprise! He wondered why it was not mentioned by his girlfriend Gale. She just looked at him and rolled ......Read the rest...

...Scales to Measure We are not all equal. Some can dance on a wire... above the crowd, Some can swim... all the way to China. While others, make food that feeds... many every day, or tak......Read the rest...

...Banging your head against the wall burns 150 calories an hour However, there are some definite side effects Remembering to put on you jockeys or your bra if you're a lady Or if you've rece......Read the rest...

...Americans are way too fat; That’s what statistics say, For 65 percent weigh more Than what they ought to weigh. With explanations varied There is always an excuse Why, despite a stringent die......Read the rest...

...IF I WERE AN ELEPHANT If my poundage frightens you, then get out of the way! I will lift you high, with my baton trunk, shimmy you onto my back, as if you were crowned royal......Read the rest...

...Holiday confections of delicious joys mouthwatering flavorings, Savor the tasty classic Christmas cookies, snicker your drooling Taste buds of satisfactions indulgence by sugary tarts of rounded P......Read the rest...

...A really fat cat named Chunky Charlie From a town called Licketysplit Corner Was renowned for a very interesting talent As a world famous circus performer His extra poundage added to th......Read the rest...

...All is still in deceptions abyss, Beneath fathoms deep, aquatic, Wolves are on the hunt. Stealth predators unseen, unheard, Hanging on the fringe of detections, Outer limits. In plain black and......Read the rest...

...Let’s engage the minds gauge Torque the imagination and take it hostage Gouge the intellect with an over dosage A ravenous binge To my brain damage from under usage Free the soul from bondage U......Read the rest...

...A Special Poem for Will Helppi A really fat cat named Chunky Charlie From a town called Licketysplit Corner Was renowned for a very interesting talent As a world famous circ......Read the rest...

...Two majestic lords of the African Savannah, Strike without cautions warning, or roar's announcement. Nomads, prides outcasts, existing on the fringes edge of Survival. Instinct's primal predator......Read the rest...

...Been gaining some pounds since moving here Getting back on track once more No more cake with two scoops of ice cream I'm as dedicated as I was before Resisting temptation is the name of......Read the rest...

...Two-Fifty-Four ©2012 C. Brent Cloyd I bought a new scale at the Wal-Mart store. Made it secure and level on the floor. I took a breath, then stepped on. The digits I saw made me moan. Surely, I do n......Read the rest...