Poodle Poems - Poems about Poodle

Bitsy Bailey Bug and Rodneys Poodle and Pug

Bittersweet bitsy Bailey bug
Rock and rolled in Rodney’s rug
Had he partaked of a daily drug?
Rodney was sick of Bailey’s crazy mug
Time to go home, he told the lug
Just one more chug, said Bailey bug
He was chased off by Rodney's poodle and a pug.

Pepper the Perfectly Pompous Poodle

Pepper the pink and red poodle with her nose in the air
Walked down the runway without a concern or care
She knew the peons were watching her swag
But barely gave them even the hint of a wag

These dogs are beneath me, I am the great one, she thought
Pepper the Perfect did what she needed, did what

Pink Princess Poodle Paulette

Pink princess poodle Paulette provided plush pats
Potential suiters sauntered around her magnificent mats
Greasy grimy gringos glamorized gnarly nodding gnats
Lounging, lithe, lovely Paulette provided pleasing pats.

Yankee Poodle

Yankee Doodle bought a poodle
But it was a donkey
Went back to the pet shop
And said this ’ere dog is wonky 

    Fetch the donkey from my car
    Get a poodle handy
    That’s no poodle in my car
    You’ve had too much Brandy

The pet

The Poodle

The Poodle is known for its smarts
For excelling at music and arts
But an owner was telling
Me after the smelling
They also blow nuclear farts

Beverly Hills Poodle

A pampered poodle in Beverley Hills
browses Rodeo Drive for her thrills
Jeweled dog bowls she'll seek
and silk leashes tres chic
Her owner smiles --Just hand me the bills

2/27/23

My Posh Poodle

I have a posh poodle whose name is Miss Sentry
All night she stands vigil to stop a theive's entry
But she treats them like kin
And ushers them in
As if they were noble French gentry
                      

Pepper Perfectly Pompous Poodle

Pepper the pink and red poodle with her nose in the air
Walked down the runway without a concern or care
She knew the peons were watching her swag
But barely gave them even the hint of a wag

These dogs are beneath me, I am the great one, she thought
Pepper the Perfect did what she needed, did what

An Intrusive Poodle

There's a Poodle so rude and intrusive
His loud barking is shrill and abusive
A busybody pest
An interloper at best
But offers love both true and effusive

Poodle

Mr. French poodle sips a Beaujolais
Snubs a nose at the bourgeoisie
So middle class with a café ole in glass  
A puffy bulbous tail wags in approval
Groomed to perfection at the salon
It purrs at the proletariat’s amusement
Smiling at the working class
An upper class agenda will not prevail
Is this a pussy cat transgender at last?
Is this

White Sweetie Poodle Always Bets On Red

White Poodle Sweetie always bets on red.
Never wins but is consistent in her bets.
The whole roulette table is in an uproar.
White Poodle Sweetie is betting on black!
The cry went up. Every dog began barking and squealing.
The entire casino went wild; it was crazy.
Local reporter and photographer ran in, on standby.
White Poodle Sweetie holds them all

All The Rage

All The Rage

My toy poodle just loves to dance
She'll tango and cha-cha and prance
When I fell back and sighed
she arfed and replied
it's all quite the rage in France

A Pet Minichu

Oscar was a poodle
He constantly yearned to be loved, caressed and kissed
Kaboodle

Oscar was kind
His love you simply couldn’t resist
Refined

All mine
Knew he was missed
Shine!

Oscar was a poodle
His love you simply couldn’t resist
Shine!








A Pet Minichu Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Mohan Chutani 
April 10, 2021

Miss Pelled

To spell wrong, 
should not be a miss.
'Miss' as I miss you
feels wrong,
for wrong spelling.
Miss as in you,
is so deeply heartfelt.

Sam

I once had a poodle name sam
He was such a cute little ham
He was a curly delight
Such a surly little sprite
Sadly, he decided to scram





Limerick Fun Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Tania Kitchin 
August 28, 2020
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