Poodle Poems - Poems about Poodle

Bittersweet bitsy Bailey bug Rock and rolled in Rodney’s rug Had he partaked of a daily drug? Rodney was sick of Bailey’s crazy mug Time to go home, he told the lug Just one more chug, said Bailey bug He was chased off by Rodney's poodle and a pug....

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Pepper the pink and red poodle with her nose in the air Walked down the runway without a concern or care She knew the peons were watching her swag But barely gave them even the hint of a wag These dogs are beneath me, I am the great one, she thought Pepper the Perfect did what she needed, did what...

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Pink princess poodle Paulette provided plush pats Potential suiters sauntered around her magnificent mats Greasy grimy gringos glamorized gnarly nodding gnats Lounging, lithe, lovely Paulette provided pleasing pats....

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Yankee Doodle bought a poodle But it was a donkey Went back to the pet shop And said this ’ere dog is wonky Fetch the donkey from my car Get a poodle handy That’s no poodle in my car You’ve had too much Brandy The pet...

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The Poodle is known for its smarts For excelling at music and arts But an owner was telling Me after the smelling They also blow nuclear farts...

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A pampered poodle in Beverley Hills browses Rodeo Drive for her thrills Jeweled dog bowls she'll seek and silk leashes tres chic Her owner smiles --Just hand me the bills 2/27/23...

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I have a posh poodle whose name is Miss Sentry All night she stands vigil to stop a theive's entry But she treats them like kin And ushers them in As if they were noble French gentry ...

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Pepper the pink and red poodle with her nose in the air Walked down the runway without a concern or care She knew the peons were watching her swag But barely gave them even the hint of a wag These dogs are beneath me, I am the great one, she thought Pepper the Perfect did what she needed, did what...

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There's a Poodle so rude and intrusive His loud barking is shrill and abusive A busybody pest An interloper at best But offers love both true and effusive ...

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Mr. French poodle sips a Beaujolais Snubs a nose at the bourgeoisie So middle class with a café ole in glass A puffy bulbous tail wags in approval Groomed to perfection at the salon It purrs at the proletariat’s amusement Smiling at the working class An upper class agenda will not prevail Is this a pussy cat transgender at last? Is this...

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White Poodle Sweetie always bets on red. Never wins but is consistent in her bets. The whole roulette table is in an uproar. White Poodle Sweetie is betting on black! The cry went up. Every dog began barking and squealing. The entire casino went wild; it was crazy. Local reporter and photographer ran in, on standby. White Poodle Sweetie holds them all...

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All The Rage My toy poodle just loves to dance She'll tango and cha-cha and prance When I fell back and sighed she arfed and replied it's all quite the rage in France ...

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Oscar was a poodle He constantly yearned to be loved, caressed and kissed Kaboodle Oscar was kind His love you simply couldn’t resist Refined All mine Knew he was missed Shine! Oscar was a poodle His love you simply couldn’t resist Shine! A Pet Minichu Poetry Contest Sponsored by: Mohan Chutani April 10, 2021...

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To spell wrong, should not be a miss. 'Miss' as I miss you feels wrong, for wrong spelling. Miss as in you, is so deeply heartfelt....

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I once had a poodle name sam He was such a cute little ham He was a curly delight Such a surly little sprite Sadly, he decided to scram Limerick Fun Poetry Contest Sponsored by: Tania Kitchin August 28, 2020 I Used: howmanysyllables.com. ...

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