Short Poodle Poems

in another time
I wore black Mary Jane shoes
walking a poodle...

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Jumping Jive dancing
Poodle skirt and long ponytail
I was once sixteen...

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Poodle skirts and hot rod cars
Cherry cokes at the soda bars
We were teenagers...

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I am back
to write poodle poems

Though me followers are strong,
They are mighty...

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RED ON THE HEAD,
LIKE A WEENIE ON A DOG,
LIKE A NOODLE ON A POODLE,
LIKE KETCHUP ON A LOG,...

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If a poodle dog married a hound dog
Would their kids all be hoodles 
Or would they all be pounds...

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Elite
Discrete
petite
complete
Poodle Pixie's elite discrete shove
Entwined with her petite complete love!...

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My sister likes to doodle
I thought she drew a noodle
She gave me a glare
And tugged at my hair
And told me t'was a poodle....

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The dogs lined up at a tree
patiently waiting to pee;
they all left their scent
for 'twas their intent
to woo the poodle, Fifi!...

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puffy yarn balls
decorate white roller skates
nineteen fifty-two

poodle skirts
boys big rings wrapped with tape
pink nail polish...

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A Current Nursery Rhyme

Hey google google
The cat and the poodle
The cow jumped over the moon
To be seen on Google sky soon...

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To spell wrong, 
should not be a miss.
'Miss' as I miss you
feels wrong,
for wrong spelling.
Miss as in you,
is so deeply heartfelt....

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Underneath the Hollywood smog
A poodle may doodle your dog
Without some restraint
The Pope ain't a saint
So Hells Angels sleep with their hog...

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The Poodle is known for its smarts
For excelling at music and arts
But an owner was telling
Me after the smelling
They also blow nuclear farts...

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There is only one port-a-pot
and all the pups are quite distraught.
	The largest bladder of all
	inside a poodle so small!
He’s peeing at a full dogtrot!...

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Here lie the bones of our dear poodle ~
He guzzled too much apple strudel!

25.04.2022

A Brian Strand Standard Choice Poetry Contest
sponsor -Brian Strand...

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poodle
noodle

noodle
 toodle

 to dull
too dull

pudel
 rudel 

boodle
 croodle


4/20/18
written words by James Edward Lee Sr.
Copyright © 2018...

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I am a pugnacious old pooch-
with prowess I guard my man's hooch,

     when the master comes home
     he throws me a bone-

but I'd prefer a poodle to smooch!...

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Here lies Mary McSimple McDougal
Along with her twelve cats and a poodle
  Mary could not read 
  At school she smoked weed
So she couldn’t type ‘cat chow’ on Google...

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"Run and play tag", they said.
"Go fetch the ball", they said.
"Go and get groomed, he said"
"Run with me to the mall", she said.

one day I said "no"
and then I was dead...

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There's a Poodle so rude and intrusive
His loud barking is shrill and abusive
A busybody pest
An interloper at best
But offers love both true and effusive

...

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He fancies himself a Yankee Doodle
He does, my nattily coiffed French Poodle
   Struts with nose in the air
   Flaunting his layered hair 
Just got him a playmate ~ a grizzly bear...

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A pampered poodle in Beverley Hills
browses Rodeo Drive for her thrills
Jeweled dog bowls she'll seek
and silk leashes tres chic
Her owner smiles --Just hand me the bills

2/27/23...

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DEPRESSION
way past
downcast

DEVILISH
enjoys
annoys

DIAPER BLOWOUT
changer
danger

DIETING
waistline
decline

DOG FLOAT
poodle
noodle

DR DRE
yo, what's
deez nuts?...

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There once was a poodle named Bradley,
And he liked to eat shoes very gladly,
How much footwear he'd destroy,
"Bradley! Shoes are not a toy!"
No other dog in this world acts so badly....

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