Best Poodle Poems

My sister likes to doodle
I thought she drew a noodle
She gave me a glare
And tugged at my hair
And told me t'was a poodle....

Continue reading...

A Poodle and Apple Strudel

To popular belief, it all had been according
And wondered if we really could be affording
To buy what some called the John B. Sloop
Bottom of sails looked like a hula hoop

While walking around we also just found
That when being on John B....

Continue reading...

"Run and play tag", they said.
"Go fetch the ball", they said.
"Go and get groomed, he said"
"Run with me to the mall", she said.

one day I said "no"
and then I was dead...

Continue reading...

The bulldog said to the poodle... 
"Wow!"..."What a fancy treat!" 
"Today you ain't so lucky", 
"I'm the king on this street!"

"Looks like you lost your way", 
"Now ain't you clean and pretty!" 
"You're 'bout to be a mangled mess", 
"My oh my, what a pity!"...

Continue reading...

Limericks croises : Once a Boxer met Poodle on leash

Once Monsieur walked Poodle in broad street
Madame laid up after nightlong feat
Poodle tripped in full glee
In Paris rue carefree
Monsieur took note of neighbours who cheat
 
Saw Mademoiselle walk Boxer on leash
Boxer lick-jumped Poodle with relish
Monsieur’s leash...

Continue reading...

A pampered poodle in Beverley Hills
browses Rodeo Drive for her thrills
Jeweled dog bowls she'll seek
and silk leashes tres chic
Her owner smiles --Just hand me the bills

2/27/23...

Continue reading...

Poodles
What are these creatures?
I am not sure.

How about you?

Do you know any poodles that follow you?

Poodles are great, poodles are fun
Poodles like swimming around in the sun!...

Continue reading...

I have a posh poodle whose name is Miss Sentry
All night she stands vigil to stop a theive's entry
But she treats them like kin
And ushers them in
As if they were noble French gentry
            ...

Continue reading...

The Poodle is known for its smarts
For excelling at music and arts
But an owner was telling
Me after the smelling
They also blow nuclear farts...

Continue reading...

She’s a keen lady, well   she’s my poodle
One who ‘d roll only  in the guestroom,
With quirky  manners  of caboodle
And whistles proudly ,   so out of  tune:

Once we dashed to her classy stylist
For a new  trim fashioned...

Continue reading...

There's a Poodle so rude and intrusive
His loud barking is shrill and abusive
A busybody pest
An interloper at best
But offers love both true and effusive

...

Continue reading...

Penny is a ten year old poodle,
Elaine's darling, and she has a good noodle-
She's sharp as a tack and very protective, too
For when Elaine is asleep, Penny is right on cue.

Penny Lee bites the hand that feeds her,
She's getting older, but she can still grrrr-
If...

Continue reading...

Pepper the pink and red poodle with her nose in the air
Walked down the runway without a concern or care
She knew the peons were watching her swag
But barely gave them even the hint of a wag

These dogs are beneath me, I am the great one,...

Continue reading...

.                                            ...

Continue reading...

Oscar was a poodle
He constantly yearned to be loved, caressed and kissed
Kaboodle

Oscar was kind
His love you simply couldn’t resist
Refined

All mine
Knew he was missed
Shine!

Oscar was a poodle
His love you simply couldn’t resist
Shine!








A Pet Minichu Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Mohan Chutani 
April 10, 2021...

Continue reading...