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Best Poodle Poems

Below are the all-time best Poodle poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of poodle poems written by PoetrySoup members


Not A Noodle, A Poodle
My sister likes to doodle
I thought she drew a noodle
She gave me a glare
And tugged at my hair
And told me t'was a poodle....

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Categories: poodle, art, dog, food, sister,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member THE MALE MENOPAUSE - please feel free to join in the collaboration
Ted’s libido has now gone astray
He refused a quick roll in the hay
So what could be the cause -   
It’s the male menopause...

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Categories: poodle, age, body, humorous, men,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member September 1945
red rooftops appear to glow in rainy-day haze
lost in memories of pre-war bliss
     she looks up to watch them bleed

pain is...

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Categories: poodle, longing, war,
Form: Free verse
Doggy Style
The eighties set fashion on fire,
That’s why it’s the look I desire!
So I’ve nailed it, long-term,
With a hot poodle perm,
Just like Brian May, Cher and...

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Categories: poodle, beauty, dog, fun, funny,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Animal Antics
I just found out two poodles that I bought
were ferrets!  Ay caramba! And guess what?

To make each one resemble less a rat,
they gave them...

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Categories: poodle, humor, pets,
Form: Couplet



Premium Member Gone to the Dogs
DOGGIE ART
Poodle
Doodle

          HAPPY LASSIES
          Jolly
  ...

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Categories: poodle, dog, funny,
Form: Footle
YES, IT'S A DOG'S LIFE
YES,   IT’S A DOG’S  LIFE

Out at last and  oh  boy  am I gonna enjoy some fun  -
Leg-up, ...

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Categories: poodle, funny, me, me,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member From The Eyes of Someone Born in 1952
Through the eyes of one born in 1952:

1950’s TV craze
Muscle cars, blue jeans
Poodle skirts, class ring exchanges
Simple time, grandparents involved.
Girls want to be pretty, men...

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Categories: poodle, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member LABRADOODLES

Come on Jiggles, let’s go for our walk, and remember, walk with pride
That’s my girl, my beautiful standard poodle, with your sexy stride

Jiggles short tail...

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Categories: poodle, cute,
Form: List
Pistol Packing Pedagogue
When you walk into my classroom
Man, you'd better be prepared.
If your poodle ate your homework,
You might be a little scared.

'Cause I'm a pistol packing pedagogue.
My...

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Categories: poodle, teacher,
Form: Rhyme
At a Dog Bar Out West
Sportin' a wrap on one foot
A hard grimace set on his jaw
A Beagle walked in, holdin a grudge
Because somebody shot his paw!

He growled, "Pour me...

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© PAT Adams  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: poodle, animal, fantasy, friendship, humor,
Form: Quatrain
Premium Member On Fertile Ground

Lilies plush, in coral-pink, titivate tidy yards
Swaying gracefully by manicured green lawns,
Alluring his glance there shadows dance
Where rabbits chase, and squirrels scurry by.

The lady in...

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Categories: poodle, imagery, love, romantic,
Form: Imagism
Premium Member It Was A Good Morning Until


It was a good morning until I woke up 
to a yelp in the kitchen from a weak bladdered pup 
he barked and he scratched...

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Categories: poodle, corruption, pets,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member I'm Not Afraid of Dogs
I'm not afraid of dogs
  Why, they're as harmless as frogs
First they growl and bark at me
  Then they lift up their leg...

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Categories: poodle, courage, dog, fear, me,
Form: Light Verse
The Modern Pirates Life
Out apon the sea.
Its hard to catch some relife.
Or find some time to set willy free.

It's a priates life no need to back your 
bags.
Just...

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Categories: poodle, funnyold, time, sea, old,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member How I Met My Hubby
How I Met My Hubby (Summer 1955 ~ using 1950s slang)

I answered the horn—it was my friend, Bobby.
He told me he knows someone I might...

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Categories: poodle, beautiful, boyfriend, nostalgia, romance,
Form: Free verse
Hair Styles 'You've Got To Be Kidding'
Poodle...          A puff on the left
          ...

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Categories: poodle, fashion, funny, hair, hilarious,
Form: I do not know?
Premium Member The Best of Edutainment
As one who grew up in a different era,
Pre-Brangeline and Californication -
When shows like Laugh-in or the Dating Game,
Bewitched or Dick Van Dyke were just...

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Categories: poodle, humorous, technology,
Form: Verse
Premium Member REDNECK RED RHYME
RED ON THE HEAD,
LIKE A WEENIE ON A DOG,
LIKE A NOODLE ON A POODLE,
LIKE SOME KETCHUP ON A LOG,

...

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Categories: poodle, funny
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Tina - At Home In Our Hearts
Tina - At Home In Our Hearts

Tina came to us as one in a pair
With a sweet disposition – beyond compare.
A loving heart was hers...

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© John Posey  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: poodle, death, pets,
Form: Elegy
Go Dog Go A Dr Suess Parody
The dog was driving fast when the light turned green
and drove as if the red was a light between.
He was in a terrible hurry for...

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Categories: poodle, adventure, light, tree,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member The Princess and the Pimp
A preening promiscuous princess posed as "Penelope Prude."
With her poodle and parasol; well-perfumed, on Pine Street she stood.
A pompous pilfering pimp with a pink-painted poodle...

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Categories: poodle, funny,
Form: Alliteration
Premium Member A DACHSHUNDS WISH
Sausage some call me
I beg to disagree.

I know I am not tall 
In fact I am quite small
My body long and thin
About which I never...

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Categories: poodle, funny,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member EXCUSE ME WHILE I PUKE
Excuse me while I Puke
I hear screams of virgins watching 
their innocence being tortured. 
I see flowers hiding in the shadows 
covering their eyes with...

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Categories: poodle, abuse, africa, children, corruption,
Form: Verse
Pepe
  Reminisce of Southern streets honey suckle vines,  Magnolia air 

     strolling my Pepe down old streets , flowers...

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Categories: poodle, childhood, cry, death of
Form: Elegy