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Best Poodle Poems

Below are the all-time best Poodle poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of poodle poems written by PoetrySoup members


Not A Noodle, A Poodle
My sister likes to doodle
I thought she drew a noodle
She gave me a glare
And tugged at my hair
And told me t'was a poodle....

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Categories: poodle, art, dog, food, sister,
Form: Limerick



A Poodle and Apple Strudel
A Poodle and Apple Strudel

To popular belief, it all had been according
And wondered if we really could be affording
To buy what some called the John...

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© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: poodle, humorous,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member THE MALE MENOPAUSE - please feel free to join in the collaboration
Ted’s libido has now gone astray
He refused a quick roll in the hay
So what could be the cause -   
It’s the male menopause...

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Categories: poodle, age, body, humorous, men,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member September 1945
red rooftops appear to glow in rainy-day haze
lost in memories of pre-war bliss
     she looks up to watch them bleed

pain is...

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Categories: poodle, longing, war,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Doggy Style
The eighties set fashion on fire,
That’s why it’s the look I desire!
So I’ve nailed it, long-term,
With a hot poodle perm,
Just like Brian May, Cher and...

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Categories: poodle, beauty, dog, fun, funny, hair, humorous,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member Animal Antics
I just found out two poodles that I bought
were ferrets!  Ay caramba! And guess what?

To make each one resemble less a rat,
they gave them...

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Categories: poodle, humor, pets,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member Gone to the Dogs
DOGGIE ART
Poodle
Doodle

          HAPPY LASSIES
          Jolly
  ...

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Categories: poodle, dog, funny,
Form: Footle
YES, IT'S A DOG'S LIFE
YES,   IT’S A DOG’S  LIFE

Out at last and  oh  boy  am I gonna enjoy some fun  -
Leg-up, ...

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Categories: poodle, funny, me, me,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member From The Eyes of Someone Born in 1952
Through the eyes of one born in 1952:

1950’s TV craze
Muscle cars, blue jeans
Poodle skirts, class ring exchanges
Simple time, grandparents involved.
Girls want to be pretty, men...

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Categories: poodle, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Free verse
Pistol Packing Pedagogue
When you walk into my classroom
Man, you'd better be prepared.
If your poodle ate your homework,
You might be a little scared.

'Cause I'm a pistol packing pedagogue.
My...

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Categories: poodle, teacher,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member At a Dog Bar Out West
Sportin' a wrap on one foot
A hard grimace set on his jaw
A Beagle walked in, holdin a grudge
Because somebody shot his paw!

He growled, "Pour me...

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© PAT Adams  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: poodle, animal, fantasy, friendship, humor,
Form: Quatrain
The Modern Pirates Life
Out apon the sea.
Its hard to catch some relife.
Or find some time to set willy free.

It's a priates life no need to back your 
bags.
Just...

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Categories: poodle, funnyold, time, sea, old, sea, time,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member How I Met My Hubby
How I Met My Hubby (Summer 1955 ~ using 1950s slang)

I answered the horn—it was my friend, Bobby.
He told me he knows someone I might...

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Categories: poodle, beautiful, boyfriend, nostalgia, romance,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Hair Styles 'You've Got To Be Kidding'
Poodle...          A puff on the left
          ...

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Categories: poodle, fashion, funny, hair, hilarious, humor, imagery,
Form: I do not know?
Premium Member The Best of Edutainment
As one who grew up in a different era,
Pre-Brangeline and Californication -
When shows like Laugh-in or the Dating Game,
Bewitched or Dick Van Dyke were just...

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Categories: poodle, humorous, technology,
Form: Verse
Premium Member REDNECK RED RHYME
RED ON THE HEAD,
LIKE A WEENIE ON A DOG,
LIKE A NOODLE ON A POODLE,
LIKE SOME KETCHUP ON A LOG,

...

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Categories: poodle, funny
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Tina - At Home In Our Hearts
Tina - At Home In Our Hearts

Tina came to us as one in a pair
With a sweet disposition – beyond compare.
A loving heart was hers...

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© John Posey  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: poodle, death, pets,
Form: Elegy
THE VETERINARY APPOINTMENT
THE VETERINARY APPOINTMENT

We have a big dog, a standard black poodle
He is a great pet, he even helps the kids doodle
He went to the...

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Categories: poodle, dog, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Go Dog Go A Dr Suess Parody
The dog was driving fast when the light turned green
and drove as if the red was a light between.
He was in a terrible hurry for...

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Categories: poodle, adventure, light, tree,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member EXCUSE ME WHILE I PUKE
Excuse me while I Puke
I hear screams of virgins watching 
their innocence being tortured. 
I see flowers hiding in the shadows 
covering their eyes with...

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Categories: poodle, abuse, africa, children, corruption, crazy, pain,
Form: Verse
Premium Member A DACHSHUNDS WISH
Sausage some call me
I beg to disagree.

I know I am not tall 
In fact I am quite small
My body long and thin
About which I never...

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Categories: poodle, funny,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member The Princess and the Pimp
A preening promiscuous princess posed as "Penelope Prude."
With her poodle and parasol; well-perfumed, on Pine Street she stood.
A pompous pilfering pimp with a pink-painted poodle...

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Categories: poodle, funny,
Form: Alliteration
Pepe
  Reminisce of Southern streets honey suckle vines,  Magnolia air 

     strolling my Pepe down old streets , flowers...

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Categories: poodle, childhood, cry, death of a friend,
Form: Elegy
MAMA CAT AND HER GANG
My son and his family drove down from the big city,
out to the countryside with open fields and steams.
They brought their standard golden poodle along,...

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Categories: poodle, funny, pets, son, cat, dog, tree,
Form: Narrative
Tufty Tifty's, tough day on the farm
Leanne was a farm girl at heart
She loved playing with her special cow
She used to eat her mums freshly made tart
Leanne didn't like her brothers...

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Categories: poodle, abuse, anti bullying, autumn, marriage, parody,
Form: Burlesque