Best Poodle Poems

My sister likes to doodle
I thought she drew a noodle
She gave me a glare
And tugged at my hair
And told me t'was a poodle....

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Ted’s libido has now gone astray
He refused a quick roll in the hay
So what could be the cause -   
It’s the male menopause...

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red rooftops appear to glow in rainy-day haze
lost in memories of pre-war bliss
     she looks up to watch them bleed

pain is...

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I just found out two poodles that I bought
were ferrets!  Ay caramba! And guess what?

To make each one resemble less a rat,
they gave them...

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DOGGIE ART
Poodle
Doodle

          HAPPY LASSIES
          Jolly
  ...

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The attack on a shopping centre, is a crime against humanity
And yet we to continue to ignore, this ongoing brutality
You must always show a strong...

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Lilies plush, in coral-pink, titivate tidy yards
Swaying gracefully by manicured green lawns,
Alluring his glance there shadows dance
Where rabbits chase, and squirrels scurry by.

The lady in...

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YES,   IT’S A DOG’S  LIFE

Out at last and  oh  boy  am I gonna enjoy some fun  -
Leg-up, ...

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Through the eyes of one born in 1952:

1950’s TV craze
Muscle cars, blue jeans
Poodle skirts, class ring exchanges
Simple time, grandparents involved.
Girls want to be pretty, men...

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Sportin' a wrap on one foot
A hard grimace set on his jaw
A Beagle walked in, holdin a grudge
Because somebody shot his paw!

He growled, "Pour me...

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Come on Jiggles, let’s go for our walk, and remember, walk with pride
That’s my girl, my beautiful standard poodle, with your sexy stride

Jiggles short tail...

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When you walk into my classroom
Man, you'd better be prepared.
If your poodle ate your homework,
You might be a little scared.

'Cause I'm a pistol packing pedagogue.
My...

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It was a good morning until I woke up 
to a yelp in the kitchen from a weak bladdered pup 
he barked and he scratched...

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I'm not afraid of dogs
  Why, they're as harmless as frogs
First they growl and bark at me
  Then they lift up their leg...

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 doodle
 poodle

beagle
regal ?

pointer
join her?

bulldog
bullfrog?

bird-dog
wears togs?

shepherd
peppered?

robust
adjust?
    
perfect 
pet picked

you bet
asset

We found a female rat terrier/chihuahua mix, six years old. We have her...

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