Humorous Political Poems

 The Man
Miracle Man
4/19/2024

An old geezer who had a thin truncal,
was cursed with a large neck carbuncle,
He wasn’t the same,
after bad news came,
of cannibals making...

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A Proven Fact
Miracle Man
4/19/2024

Politicians will lie,
to hold on to their power.
But in election years,
they’ve learned how to cower.
They couldn’t care less,
about the rank and file.
Though...

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 (with nudity optional)


Not another effort from The Lefts bleating masses, but the sparkily aristocracy of cerebral-celebritys; their binary-duality sweeping earth-wise. 

I don't object to...

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Trump Poems and Epigrams VI


Trump’s Retribution Resolution
by Michael R. Burch

My New Year’s resolution?
I require your money and votes,
for you are my retribution.

May I offer you...

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Inspired by Bill Baker,
A friend in Texas
add on's welcome!

If The Sneaker Fits

I bought blingy gold sneakers with Trump's magic in it
A guru with genius, that's...

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incompetence
chaos
no tee time...

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My head is in a spin,
My obsession just to win,
I'm driven and I'm mad
All I smell is gushing blood.

I feel I'm in a surreal game
That...

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   Cabinet members attend
     a 'meeting of the minds'
   Everyone is sitting 
    ...

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His tongue might work well in commodes
Trump's flapper lets loose toxic loads
Spewing crap from the can
This Hitleresque man
Shows how constipation explodes 

Author's note: Why does...

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Trump poems and epigrams V

The prez should be above the law, he sez,
even though he’s no longer prez.
—Michael R. Burch



Mercedes Benz
by Michael R. Burch

I'd like...

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Representative Lauren Boebert
said to her date that her boob hurt;
the poor chap only gave her a hand,
and for that they both got banned....

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I am wondering
is his brain cell on time share...
talks out his backside...

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Term Limits
Would Drain The Swamp
Miracle Man
8/12/2023

Now draining the swamp
is a worthwhile topic,
Only those who could drain it
appear to be myopic.

I oft hear the catch phrase,
“It’s...

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It takes a God
to fully understand
a God…

fortunately, we are only men,
and therefore simply need faith -- 

it takes faith to understand man,

fortunately, God has given...

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