Funny Poetess Poems

Does not matter what they say..
Poetry is easy but it’s not poetry…
Hallmark cliché is not a poem I am afraid..
You can spot a poet.. By...

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Crossroads in the desert sands swirls,
an orb whirls around as clouds gather,
lightning bolt violet violently twirls,
roads crack with shotgun thunder.

Visage a pearl cascades as she...

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(To the tune of Cruella De Vil) 

CoachElla De Vil, CoachElla De vil 
She's in sparkly hotpants 
And singing for thrills 
She's so drunk she...

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8/29/2023

 Ah~ write  couplets, and no, nothing more.

 Then~ prance smugly out my front door?

 No, no, I just cannot do simply that!

 ...

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There lived this kind, gentle poet who rhymed
Her verses and jingles were so well-timed
Then she tried simple free verse
Lines that would’ve made saints curse
Poetry formed...

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Diverse Forms of Poetry 

Poems, oh poems, so diverse and grand,
A world of words we can't understand,
Each type unique, with its own style,
Capturing moments, making...

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Anaya writes the greatest stanza
and she’s won many a bonanza
	my link to her is broken
	with PS I have spoken
It’s hard for me to understanza!

Every comment...

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There are some people I’ve not met
Yet think of them without regret
as they have left a mark on me
with distant words they let go free

to...

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I’ve met a friend on Poetry Soup
Who really tugs at my heart
She is caring , sweet and kind
Her poetry heartfelt , funny and smart

We are...

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A rhymes with hey
and B rhymes with C
As words come together
in vowels joining me

So all can remember
that poems are fine
When joined to each other
in words...

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I'm down to the earth,
And down to the core.
And u know baby what?
I don't like insta anymore.
I'm just scrolling down,
And liking funny post;
Getting rid of...

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My poems are written from my heart.
I have no control over them, they travel where they want.
I am their first reader, and super critical –...

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…is a cat not the totem of love

your physical contact generates feelings
were the neurons release 
the feeling for good vibes
peace, harmony 

by stroking soft gentle...

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What you say to a cat what a cat thinks

I want to lick everything you look at everything there’s nothing over there for you that’s...

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Andrea,
a woman considerate and kind, mellow, down to earth, and fun-loving,
she loves to use her mind.
Thefore, scrubbing on her knees, this gal you’ll never find!
Sisters...

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