Funny Pig Poems
These Funny Pig poems are examples of Pig poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Pig Funny poems written by international poets.
Jiggety JigJiggety jig, my ex. is a pig.
It's much worse since I've been gone..
One could clean every day.
He won't put things away and he even
throws trash...
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pig, environment, funny,
Purple Guinea PigPurple Guinea Pig
Growl growl bite bite goes the guinea pig
As she rips out your fecking throat
The fierce guinea pig purple in colour
Not to be fecked...
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pig, animal, character, funny,
The Pig and the HorseThe Creatures had gathered at the usual place
to hear what the candidates would say.
It was time to embrace who would make...
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pig, funny, humor, humorous,
Lets Have a Puppy Pig PartyLet’s have a puppy party!
No. Let’s have a pig party.
Let’s have a puppy pig pancake party.
YAY! The kindergarteners cheered.
Let’s have a wizard party.
No. Let’s...
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pig, 1st grade, 2nd grade,
A Guinea Pig Is DeadIn 1985, we had three daughters.
They were 5, 10, and 11.
So life was fun, of course.
Each daughter had a gerbil.
Flopsy, Crumbone and Taylor.
Don’t ask me...
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pig, 7th grade, 8th grade,
The Difference Between a Man and a Pig Is BigThe difference between a man and a pig is big.
Which one particular ?.... Children can answer.
Even if you pour wine into the throat of...
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pig, funny,
A Puppy Named 'Pig' N a PuddleJust a regular curbside puddle,
It really wasn't that big.
But it had the look of an ocean,
To a sweet little puppy named 'Pig.'
"Your paws might touch...
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pig, dog, fear, humorous,
I'M Just a PigI am a pig, and that's all I'll ever be.
Just like you're human, and that's what I strive to be.
Seriously, though, call me...
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pig, adventure, friend, funny, how
Mouse-PigI have a fat and furry friend
All pink and spotty black.
I grew him from some Camembert-
The smelly little Rat!
He is my very Mouse-Pig
For that’s his...
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pig, funny, humorous, nonsense,
Typically Luke Poem 5 - Greedy Little PigLuke treats eating like a contest
An all that you can eat
Luke scoffs down everything
Fills himself down to his feet
Today he swallowed down six doughnuts
He gobbled...
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pig, children, kids, funny, grandson,
Guinea Book-PigTHE GUINEA BOOK-PIG
At four she was a guinea pig
For a rising college geek
‘Cause the kid was talkative
Perfect brain to take a peek
So the testing started...
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pig, education, funny, growing up,
Mr Wiggles the Stuffed Punk PigMr. Wiggles the stuffed “punk pig” , he wasn’t always this way. Before the safety pins in his little nose and “Dead Kennedy’s” patch on...
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pig, animals, fantasy, funny, tribute,
There Once Was a PigThere once was a pig who would try,
To jump off the ground and to fly,
The result was the same,
'Til he bought a plane,
And left his...
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pig, animals, children, funny,
A Pig In a PokeA Pig in a Poke--Cheese & Whine
A pretty girl named Mary Crary
And her sweetheart wanted to marry.
Her daddy said, “Take her
But do not forsake her
When...
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pig, funny, humor,
Porky Pig, Elmer Fudd, Bugs Bunny, GpssI’m hunting wabbits , are you going too.
Da duh da duh da downtown is a clue.
Watch out for that, doc.
I’ll think I will walk.
Ti, ti,...
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pig, funny, life, nostalgia,