Food Pig Poems

I eat like a pig, scarfing, grunting, chewing, not tasting.
I want to blame my metabolism for my corpulent gluttony.
I am planning my next meal as...

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My first morning task, if you’re like me –
and I don’t see why you wouldn’t be –
is to empty and lighten my body
of all I...

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Pig, with a fine nose.
Truffle, with a rustic smell.
Forests, where they meet.
The pig, to hear his sweet praise.
Mushroom, now served on a plate....

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Now, I eat sold bacon a lot
Like the people who'd leave it not,
On Sundays watching the sharp knives
Bent on ending the pigs' poor lives...

Now, I...

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Oh Ye Pig
Let me understand you and feel your pain
For you have been labeled unclean
And a derogotory name to many
Some refuse to have you on...

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That little piggy who chose to beg off
going to market, stayed home with a cough.
   He bragged he was a cut above
 ...

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*Image of Making Kalua Pig by Hawaii Luaus

Kalua Pig Luau

Hawaiian salt massaged pork 
drawn from an "imu"--
a hot rocks pit ere covered.
Succulent pulled-pork
tenderly yielding
juice-dribbling
bliss.

2022 May...

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A bird like a pigeon or dove
will always choose food over love
They poop from their perches
On people in churches
Excluding Nun of the Above...

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There's a cute gentile pig lives in New York
Pleasingly plump, she's a fine piece of pork
   Shows a Rabbi her knuckles
  ...

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Little Dieter, pork pie eater,
Had a sow and couldn't feed her,
Ground her up with sweet potatoes
Eats the pies all night and dayo....

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What say you when a pig bathe in a muddy muck?
When he rolls merrily like 'tis panacea to his strain?
Don't you gawk at the amazing...

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In 1985, we had three daughters.
They were 5, 10, and 11.
So life was fun, of course.
Each daughter had a gerbil.
Flopsy, Crumbone and Taylor.
Don’t ask me...

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I am a pig, and that's all I'll ever be.  
Just like you're human, and that's what I strive to be.

Seriously, though, call me...

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Life of a pig

Here I lie snug and comfy in my straw bed
And have lots of food for me to enjoy
My self and friends can...

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My guinea pig
With the black and brown stripes
And the eyes big and black like space
And tiny little ears
That perk up when he hears the food...

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