Stay-At-Home Pig - Nursery Rhyme

That little piggy who chose to beg off going to market, stayed home with a cough. He bragged he was a cut above butchering, "when push comes to shove I will always be king at the food trough." While "king" was napping in the best mud hole, roast beef pig tied his four feet to a pole; had-none pig slopped glue in his eyes. When "Come, get it!" the farmer cries, stay-at-home pig finds out who's in control. November 25, 2022 Sponsor Eve Roper Contest Name Children's Limericks