HARVEST FESTIVAL
...Our summer crops are in and larders full
So we are now well stocked for winter’s worst
When we will face freezing Arctic attacks.
Our stock contains dried fruits, roots and nuts
Along with severa...
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Categories:
piccalilli, celebration, food, winter,
Form: Blank verse
radio phone-in, how are you saving money at xmas - calls cost 3 pounds 50 per minute
...they've also got a guest on
who suffers from, the inability to burp
he sounds so bored presenting
the thing
as i listen, i notice
the lid of the jar of the piccalilli
it states this cond...
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Categories:
piccalilli, allegory, anxiety,
Form: Free verse
A Night To Remember
...It can’t have been the scallops,or the rump of Islay lamb,
washed down with white Rioja, and followed by sweet meringue.
It wasn’t the skate au poivre or the salmon canapés,
nor garlic stuffed gre...
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Categories:
piccalilli, drink, food,
Form: Rhyme
A Night To Remember
...It can't have been the scallops
Or the rump of Islay lamb,
Washed down with white Rioja
Followed by sweet meringue.
It wasn't the skate au poivre
Or smoked salmon canapes
Nor garlic stuffed gre...
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Categories:
piccalilli, drink, food,
Form: Rhyme
The Saucy Pickle
...I know I do this every time I think of you
I end up with a stiff little pickle and in a flipping mess
Now I know you think it’s saucy and like to have a laugh
But I’m the one with spicy piccalilli...
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Categories:
piccalilli, cute love, food, for
Form: Light Verse
Hillbillies, Bybillies 'N Blowbillies
...I once knew a boy named Billy
I thought he was originally from Chile
Mostly ‘cause he loved his hot sauce and chili
Toting everywhere his jar of piccalilli
It turns out Billy was really the loc...
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Categories:
piccalilli, change, crush, cute love,
Form: Monorhyme