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Phone Poems - Poems about Phone

Ode to the Voice I Never Wanted to Hear
Oh, the joy of telemarketers, Who call you up without a care, With offers they believe are clever, But really just provoke despair. They call with grand insurance plans, Covid kits and credit schemes, As if I’m some prized target For their automated dreams. “End-of-life” expense protection — Oh, what a cheery nightly theme! I nod along sarcastically Inside my caller-haunted dreams. And then there’s Medicare, of...

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Categories: phone, business, funny, hello, humorous,
Form: Ode
Telephonic
Whatever happened to the telephone book enquiring minds need to know there hasn't been one here for years so wherever did it go and what about the telephone box or the answer machine I haven't seen either near it's clear they're few and far between they went the way of the dodo long before their time as not everyone owns a mobile phone and no you...

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Categories: phone, fun, humorous, silly, technology,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member I-phone-itis
I checked my e-mail Deleted the spammer Then fixed my “I phone” With a store-bought hammer The Dr. scheduled a video visit I told him “I’d take a pass” Cuz there’s no way I’m stickin’ My own finger up my a.. My “phone” and I Seem to disagree ‘bout who’s in charge “IT” or me I asked SIRI what do you think “she” replied: I don’t I just...

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Categories: phone, age, humor,
Form: Free verse
Telephonic
Whatever happened to the telephone book enquiring minds need to know there hasn't been one here for years so wherever did it go and what about the telephone box or the answer machine I haven't seen either near it's clear they're few and far between they went the way of the dodo long before their time as not everyone owns a mobile phone and no you...

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Categories: phone, fun, how i feel,
Form: Rhyme
My Children Just Like A Cell Phone Tower God Is Always Sending A Message
God is always speaking, through people, things and all the time. He speaks through the weather, disasters and yes, even crime. Telling us to turn around, you're going the wrong way. Things are happening to you, because you're refusing to obey. There are messages from Him, all around we can see. Some have been passed down, through our history. Deep down...

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Categories: phone, 9th grade, america, anxiety,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Cell Phone Break Out
She said I love you. I said I love you. The waitress said I love you. The table of ten said I love you. Am I in a movie? Will they soon break out in song? We broke out in laughter. It’s all right though it feels all wrong. Perhaps the whole world could learn - unashamedly exclaim the same; and laughter, likewise engages the...

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Categories: phone, funny,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Scam Likely a Phone Salesman
Scam Likely called me eleven times yesterday Fifty-two times this week I do not pick up I used to though When I was younger sales calls were a personal challenge to me. I wanted to see if I could make them hang up first. Salesman: Do you own your own home? Me: No, but I would love to. Can you send me...

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Categories: phone, people,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member God's Will
Kyrielle Sonnet They search, phones held tightly, spellbound moments parting in the background phone screens, maybe the newest pill Time won’t stand still, is this God’s will? They’re seeking this life’s cutting-edge is it their hearts and souls they’ll pledge? from where they stand, life’s all downhill Time won’t stand still, is this God’s will? They know that life moves by, passing finger on...

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Categories: phone, christian, conflict, remember,
Form: Kyrielle
When Trump Talks, My Trades Walk
I was sipping tea, so calm, so sweet, Charts were clean, no sign of heat. NY session, chill as can be, Then—BOOM!—the news comes straight for me: “Trump is back, and he's not done— More tariffs, more drama, more Twitter fun!” He taxed China, slapped their goods, Markets flipped—I lost my “shoulds.” Steel from Canada? Hit with a fee, Even Mexico got no trading...

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Categories: phone, adventure, africa, dark, emotions,
Form: Narrative
And the phone rings
And the phone rings Your name splashed across my screen I answer but you are not there Were you ever? A thousand times my hand has hovered Balanced over your number Torn between wanting Knowing what will happen Clinking glasses, muffled voices Straining, to hear you again Waiting, wanting, hoping But it’s too late Too late to be calling me Another reckless accident The definition of us A fitting...

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Categories: phone, goodbye, longing, lost love,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Light Hearted Kid
Do you remember when phones had a cord to the wall outlet? Our son was about five years old. We were in a hotel room and he wanted to call daddy. He ran over to the phone and picked it up. As he looked at me with a very puzzled look, he said it has no dial...

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Categories: phone, child, dad, fun, giggle,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member The Phone Survey
'Least likely' times three, Putting me through difficulty To persuade me to go away, Axing with, "Have a nice day..." So much for a 'Protection Plan'! That maze through which no one can, Defeat the 'Crooked Counterplan'! The 'gods of profit' win again! (sigh) 'Most likely' times three, These "gods of profit' turn beastly, And poison justice everywhere, Until their profit becomes a snare! Israel's leaders blind and...

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Categories: phone, analogy, bible, christian, faith,
Form: Rhyme
No More Phone Calls
It couldn't last forever But tell that to my heart I can't my love just sever It's become of me a part Although I knew I couldn't Regardless though, I did Now moving on I shouldn't But who am I trying to kid? They'll always be desire My love was more than feel I played inside a fire And now the burns are...

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Categories: phone, goodbye, heartbreak, i love
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Phone Sonnet
I see a phone as mostly an annoyance, I get ten or so calls as each day goes by. My comfort zone is the bottom of a rut, and most calls want a slice of our pie. My first two lines I was interrupted twice, both times my wife calling from the store. At mealtime it appears hooked to my fork, The...

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Categories: phone, technology,
Form: Lyric
Premium Member A Saint Once Procured for Her Phone
A saint once procured for her phone Entirely a new type of tone. When starting to ring, The angels would sing, Direct from the heavenly zone. ...

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Categories: phone, angel, faith, heaven, humor,
Form: Limerick

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