I-phone-itis

I checked my e-mail Deleted the spammer Then fixed my “I phone” With a store-bought hammer The Dr. scheduled a video visit I told him “I’d take a pass” Cuz there’s no way I’m stickin’ My own finger up my a.. My “phone” and I Seem to disagree ‘bout who’s in charge “IT” or me I asked SIRI what do you think “she” replied: I don’t I just tell you what everyone else thinks You know you’re really in trouble When ALEXA texts you saying “WE NEED TO TALK”