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Funny Personification Poems

These Funny Personification poems are examples of Personification poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Personification Funny poems written by international poets.


I GOT YOU
I GOT YOU
I remember how you told me our love affair had to end
We couldn’t be lovers we could only be friends
I was so afraid...

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Categories: relationship,



Premium Member Red Bird
I am a red bird sitting in a huge oak tree,              ...

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Categories: bird, child, crazy, flying,

Premium Member Star In The Night Sky
On the backdrop of a dark blue night sky,                ...

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Categories: blue, fire, morning, night,

Premium Member Mister Pot Holder
I have held my last pot of hot soup
I've come to the end of my threads
Befraggled and muffed
Bedraggled and fruffed
A raddled cloth corpse that's dead
Frayed...

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Categories: change, dog, funny, humor,

Premium Member The Last Acorn Sitting In The Tree
Little acorn sitting in the tree,                   ...

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Categories: cute, tree,



Premium Member Left hand blues
Well, my left sided hand just isn’t my fave, 
I don’t let it do anything,
If there’s ever a contest of “Who is the best?”, 
My...

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Categories: funny, humorous, silly,

Premium Member CHRISTMASTIME AGAIN


Where I come from
It’s dark and quiet
Eleven months of the year
Then one fine day
Everything changes

All of a sudden
It’s bright and snowing
And I come to life
After...

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Categories: celebration, christmas, december, family,

DANGLING CONTEMPLATION


What's a necktie 
dangling for?

     Too stiff, too thin 
     to be scarf, a bib 
 ...

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Categories: age, analogy, anxiety, culture,

Premium Member A MYNAH BIRD CONFESSES
A MYNAH BIRD CONFESSES

“Bonjour”
  “Hello”
      “Aloha”
I speak in many tongues,
this intelligent passerine.

“Shh, don’t let on
    but...

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Categories: bird,

Premium Member The Rooster
C’mon ladies,
it is me you love and you know it,
from the bottom of your golden feathers;
Now, now, cut the chitchat.

I am not rat,
I am a...

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Categories: animal, bird, farm, funny,

Premium Member Monster
Geez, that’s not fair!  
Stop growling so viciously you monster; whoa! 
I’ve got to get out of here…it’s got Mom’s arm!  
I jump...

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Categories: animal, cat, funny, pets,

Premium Member Souper Dog That is Me
I am puffed up. I am proud. My nose is cold.
Maybe the coldest in the competition.
I am healthy, and I am ready. Put me in...

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Categories: dog,

Premium Member Never Mess With a Chicken Ranch
The barnyard was a twitter.
“She is walking pigeon-toed!”
“You should see it.”
“She thinks she is all that!”

I am dragged out to see.
After listening to them cackle...

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Categories: personification, 10th grade, 11th grade,

Premium Member Cat in my Canvas
No other cats are blue.
Why me?
She is a weirdy-cat herself, this artist woman.
Her cartoon witches are laughable, and I am blue?
Uh-oh. Here she comes again.
Yesterday...

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Categories: art, cat, funny, humor,

Premium Member Crusty McBakeface Tells It Like It Is
I held this thing together,
I stayed strong around your airiness,
How wrong is it to be the one
that keeps us from precarious
collapse? “You are my rock!”,...

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Categories: betrayal, fun, funny, humor,