Funny Personification Poems

"Nope, nope, nope! I already know why you're here. Don't you dare fell me with that chainsaw!," exclaims the dying tree.

"Well, I need firewood. It's...

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The bee said to the rose,                                      ...

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Okay, so Mom got me my own smart-phone,
now I can have fun when I’m home alone.
I can see the addiction to this thing,
I can finally...

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Quote By Poet: "Some pets are people in fur coats"

 
I had a calling,           ...

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,A Skunk’s ‘Tale’,

Twas a puzzling mid-summer’s eve
When I became acquainted with Steve
Bear with if you can
For Steve’s not a man
He’s an odd little skunk who...

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What if my doggy could learn how to read?
Would the library have all the books he might need?
Would he stay up all night reading, "How...

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My donkey is Jenky 

I knew from the start. 

I tried not to love him 

but he stole my heart. 

Every morning he smile, 

Gently kiss my forehead. 

Coming rite...

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Five red pencils,
Fighing in the class.
First one said,
I am bigger than you are.
The second one said,
I am the strongest.
The third one screamed,
I write so well.
The...

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So tired I fell,                     ...

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She lingers waiting for me to make a mistake.
I feel her, sneering at me, ready to pounce.
Unsure how she originated, but I keep her masked.

Cover...

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I don’t remember you ever saying counters were off limits ~



AP: Honorable Mention 2021

Originally posted on February 20, 2021...

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I GOT YOU
I remember how you told me our love affair had to end
We couldn’t be lovers we could only be friends
I was so afraid...

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I am a red bird sitting in a huge oak tree,              ...

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On the backdrop of a dark blue night sky,                ...

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I have held my last pot of hot soup
I've come to the end of my threads
Befraggled and muffed
Bedraggled and fruffed
A raddled cloth corpse that's dead
Frayed...

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