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Funny Personification Poems

These Funny Personification poems are examples of Personification poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Personification Funny poems written by international poets.

Premium Member Interview With A Dying Tree

"Nope, nope, nope! I already know why you're here. Don't you dare fell me with that chainsaw!," exclaims the dying tree.

"Well, I need firewood. It's...

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Categories: tree,

Premium Member In Bloom
The bee said to the rose,                                      ...

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Categories: beauty, flower, red, rose,

Premium Member Cat Texting
Okay, so Mom got me my own smart-phone,
now I can have fun when I’m home alone.
I can see the addiction to this thing,
I can finally...

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Categories: animal, fun, funny, nature,

Premium Member The Light
Quote By Poet: "Some pets are people in fur coats"

I had a calling,           ...

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Categories: child, dad, dog, love,

Premium Member A Skunk's 'Tale'
,A Skunk’s ‘Tale’,

Twas a puzzling mid-summer’s eve
When I became acquainted with Steve
Bear with if you can
For Steve’s not a man
He’s an odd little skunk who...

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Categories: personification, animal, car, conflict, fantasy,

Premium Member If My Doggy Could

What if my doggy could learn how to read?
Would the library have all the books he might need?
Would he stay up all night reading, "How...

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Categories: best friend, dog, friend,

Jenky donkey

My donkey is Jenky 

I knew from the start. 

I tried not to love him 

but he stole my heart. 

Every morning he smile, 

Gently kiss my forehead. 

Coming rite...

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© April Lee  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny love,

Five Red Pencils

Five red pencils,
Fighing in the class.
First one said,
I am bigger than you are.
The second one said,
I am the strongest.
The third one screamed,
I write so well.

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Categories: fun, funny, humor, humorous,

Premium Member The Big Bed

So tired I fell,                     ...

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Categories: flower, garden, humor, sleep,

Premium Member Depression
She lingers waiting for me to make a mistake.
I feel her, sneering at me, ready to pounce.
Unsure how she originated, but I keep her masked.


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Categories: depression,

Premium Member said every cat

I don’t remember you ever saying counters were off limits ~

AP: Honorable Mention 2021

Originally posted on February 20, 2021...

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Categories: personification, cat, character, funny, games,

I remember how you told me our love affair had to end
We couldn’t be lovers we could only be friends
I was so afraid...

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© Marty West  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: relationship,

Premium Member Red Bird
I am a red bird sitting in a huge oak tree,              ...

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Categories: bird, child, crazy, flying,

Premium Member Star In The Night Sky
On the backdrop of a dark blue night sky,                ...

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Categories: blue, fire, morning, night,

Premium Member Mister Pot Holder
I have held my last pot of hot soup
I've come to the end of my threads
Befraggled and muffed
Bedraggled and fruffed
A raddled cloth corpse that's dead

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Categories: change, dog, funny, humor,