Funny Personification Poems
These Funny Personification poems are examples of Personification poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Personification Funny poems written by international poets.
I GOT YOUI GOT YOU
I remember how you told me our love affair had to end
We couldn’t be lovers we could only be friends
I was so afraid...
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Categories:
relationship,
Red BirdI am a red bird sitting in a huge oak tree, ...
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Categories:
bird, child, crazy, flying,
Star In The Night SkyOn the backdrop of a dark blue night sky, ...
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Categories:
blue, fire, morning, night,
Mister Pot HolderI have held my last pot of hot soup
I've come to the end of my threads
Befraggled and muffed
Bedraggled and fruffed
A raddled cloth corpse that's dead
Frayed...
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Categories:
change, dog, funny, humor,
The Last Acorn Sitting In The TreeLittle acorn sitting in the tree, ...
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cute, tree,
Left hand bluesWell, my left sided hand just isn’t my fave,
I don’t let it do anything,
If there’s ever a contest of “Who is the best?”,
My...
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Categories:
funny, humorous, silly,
CHRISTMASTIME AGAIN
Where I come from
It’s dark and quiet
Eleven months of the year
Then one fine day
Everything changes
All of a sudden
It’s bright and snowing
And I come to life
After...
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Categories:
celebration, christmas, december, family,
DANGLING CONTEMPLATION
What's a necktie
dangling for?
Too stiff, too thin
to be scarf, a bib
...
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Categories:
age, analogy, anxiety, culture,
A MYNAH BIRD CONFESSESA MYNAH BIRD CONFESSES
“Bonjour”
“Hello”
“Aloha”
I speak in many tongues,
this intelligent passerine.
“Shh, don’t let on
but...
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bird,
The RoosterC’mon ladies,
it is me you love and you know it,
from the bottom of your golden feathers;
Now, now, cut the chitchat.
I am not rat,
I am a...
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animal, bird, farm, funny,
MonsterGeez, that’s not fair!
Stop growling so viciously you monster; whoa!
I’ve got to get out of here…it’s got Mom’s arm!
I jump...
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animal, cat, funny, pets,
Souper Dog That is MeI am puffed up. I am proud. My nose is cold.
Maybe the coldest in the competition.
I am healthy, and I am ready. Put me in...
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dog,
Never Mess With a Chicken RanchThe barnyard was a twitter.
“She is walking pigeon-toed!”
“You should see it.”
“She thinks she is all that!”
I am dragged out to see.
After listening to them cackle...
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Categories:
personification, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Cat in my CanvasNo other cats are blue.
Why me?
She is a weirdy-cat herself, this artist woman.
Her cartoon witches are laughable, and I am blue?
Uh-oh. Here she comes again.
Yesterday...
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art, cat, funny, humor,
Crusty McBakeface Tells It Like It IsI held this thing together,
I stayed strong around your airiness,
How wrong is it to be the one
that keeps us from precarious
collapse? “You are my rock!”,...
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Categories:
betrayal, fun, funny, humor,