Funny Personification Poems
These Funny Personification poems are examples of Personification poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Personification Funny poems written by international poets.
Interview With A Dying Tree
"Nope, nope, nope! I already know why you're here. Don't you dare fell me with that chainsaw!," exclaims the dying tree.
"Well, I need firewood. It's...
beauty, flower, red, rose,
The bee said to the rose, ...
animal, fun, funny, nature,
Okay, so Mom got me my own smart-phone,
now I can have fun when I’m home alone.
I can see the addiction to this thing,
I can finally...
child, dad, dog, love,
Quote By Poet: "Some pets are people in fur coats"
I had a calling, ...
A Skunk's 'Tale'
personification, animal, car, conflict, fantasy,
,A Skunk’s ‘Tale’,
Twas a puzzling mid-summer’s eve
When I became acquainted with Steve
Bear with if you can
For Steve’s not a man
He’s an odd little skunk who...
If My Doggy Could
best friend, dog, friend,
What if my doggy could learn how to read?
Would the library have all the books he might need?
Would he stay up all night reading, "How...
My donkey is Jenky
I knew from the start.
I tried not to love him
but he stole my heart.
Every morning he smile,
Gently kiss my forehead.
Five Red Pencils
fun, funny, humor, humorous,
Five red pencils,
Fighing in the class.
First one said,
I am bigger than you are.
The second one said,
I am the strongest.
The third one screamed,
I write so well.
flower, garden, humor, sleep,
She lingers waiting for me to make a mistake.
I feel her, sneering at me, ready to pounce.
Unsure how she originated, but I keep her masked.
said every cat
personification, cat, character, funny, games,
I don’t remember you ever saying counters were off limits ~
AP: Honorable Mention 2021
Originally posted on February 20, 2021...
I GOT YOU
I GOT YOU
I remember how you told me our love affair had to end
We couldn’t be lovers we could only be friends
I was so afraid...
bird, child, crazy, flying,
I am a red bird sitting in a huge oak tree, ...
Star In The Night Sky
blue, fire, morning, night,
On the backdrop of a dark blue night sky, ...
Mister Pot Holder
change, dog, funny, humor,
I have held my last pot of hot soup
I've come to the end of my threads
Befraggled and muffed
Bedraggled and fruffed
A raddled cloth corpse that's dead