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Funny Personification Poems

These Funny Personification poems are examples of Personification poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Personification Funny poems written by international poets.

Premium Member My Mouth Went Running Off Today
My mouth went running off today, I watched her sprint through the
Yard, scaring a butterfly.
There was a bunny, who did not notice.
She summersalted six or...

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Categories: personification, 10th grade, 11th grade,

A Dogs Letter To Santa Claws
Dear Santa Claws, for Christmas I’d like a new chew bone; I’ve been a real good dog this year; I don’t even bite the cat,...

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Categories: animal, celebration, christmas, dog,

A Cats Letter To Santa Claws
Dear Santa Claws, please bring me a new catnip mousey; my old one has so many holes that the nip won’t stay in and I...

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Categories: animal, cat, celebration, christmas,

Premium Member The Unhappy Keyboard
I type hard, I type fast, I type dirty, because my owner does not care.
There are papers over and under my keyboard. 
We are a...

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Categories: 10th grade, 11th grade,

Premium Member The Refrigerator Boogies
I was dancing and prancing 
And singing whooped Dee Dee
Not realizing I was not alone
Until he opened his shirt to me

He threw out the mayo,...

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Categories: 4th grade, 5th grade,

Premium Member My best mate
Me and my mate we talk all the time, 
We talk when I get out of bed,
He’s the one that I see first thing in...

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Categories: food, friend, funny, humorous,

Premium Member Three Days of Heaven
I had never been in a house before but about a week ago I fell onto a straw hat, and rode her into the house....

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Categories: 4th grade, 5th grade,

Premium Member Open Field Feeling Badly
I am raging mad. Wishing I had hot molting killing lava to pour on that ugly human in the funny clothes who violated me yesterday....

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Categories: anger, farm, nature,

Premium Member A fit of laughter
It caught her when she didn’t expect, 
Attacking her in a tight whirl,
It came at her from out of the blue, 
To put her into...

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Categories: funny, humor, humorous,

Premium Member Shoelace freedom
They’d never been tied, forever were loose, 
Whenever she walked around,
Always flapping all over the place, 
Flip flopping all over the ground,

Without a care for...

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Categories: freedom, funny, hope, humor,

Premium Member The Teaspoon's Lament
I sit here, used, and caked in grime,
And watch, as all the forks and knives
Dive in the sink for wash-up time -
How pampered are their...

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Categories: fun, funny, humor, humorous,

Food Talk
Carrots talk
Peas sing
A poet is the tangerine

"Celery," said Lettuce.
"What?" Celery said.
"What do you dream of when you go to bed?"

"I dream of people's faces
Coming so...

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Categories: personification, food, fruit,

Premium Member Every day love
You want me to push, you want me to strain, 
You want me to give you my all,
You want me to focus all my attention,...

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Categories: funny, humor, humorous, loss,

Premium Member Another Word For Heaven
I was given to the D’Mangos as a wedding present; I was silver, sparkly, and pretty full of myself. I have survived two children, a...

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Categories: divorce, feelings, funny, humor,

Premium Member Pick me Pick Me
I quiver with excitement.
Here comes Big Hand.
Will she pick me up?
Big Hand picks up a pink paper clip.
Pink paper clip sticks her tongue out at...

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Categories: 5th grade, 6th grade,

Never Mine
I fell in love with the first word you spoke
You grabbed my heart and refused to let it go
You’re funny, happy, silly, everything I need

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Categories: hurt,

Premium Member I love you so much
I love you, you’re hot, you do it for me, 
You’re perfect on the inside,
All warm and soft and deliciously round, 
Your belt has sort...

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Categories: food, funny, humorous, love,

Attributes of Being Average
(alternately titled one me silly more till manufactured 
from go win addle American 
non refundable private parts) 

each set of twenty three chromosomes 
the basic...

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Categories: 10th grade, 11th grade,

Mr Ugly
There comes Mr. Ugly again,
With his long tongue sticking out,
He walks with a sway of his hind,
‘though his hind is quite stout!

He makes a very...

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Categories: animal, funny, humor, humorous,

Premium Member Come here Friday, I love you
Oh my god, you’re about to arrive, 
You’re my sexy and hot and unique,
You’re every small reason that I get up each day, 
You’re the...

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Categories: funny, love,