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Funny Personification Poems

These Funny Personification poems are examples of Personification poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Personification Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member CHRISTMAS TIME AGAIN


Where I come from
It’s dark and quiet
Eleven months of the year
Then one fine day
Everything changes
All of a sudden
It’s bright and snowing
And I come to life
After...

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Categories: celebration, christmas, december, family,



DANGLING CONTEMPLATION


What's a necktie 
dangling for?

     Too stiff, too thin 
     to be scarf, a bib 
 ...

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Categories: age, analogy, anxiety, culture,

Premium Member A MYNAH BIRD CONFESSES
A MYNAH BIRD CONFESSES

“Bonjour”
  “Hello”
      “Aloha”
I speak in many tongues,
this intelligent passerine.

“Shh, don’t let on
    but...

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Categories: bird,

Premium Member The Rooster
C’mon ladies,
it is me you love and you know it,
from the bottom of your golden feathers;
Now, now, cut the chitchat.

I am not rat,
I am a...

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Categories: animal, bird, farm, funny,

Premium Member Monster
Geez, that’s not fair!  
Stop growling so viciously you monster; whoa! 
I’ve got to get out of here…it’s got Mom’s arm!  
I jump...

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Categories: animal, cat, funny, pets,



Premium Member Souper Dog That is Me
I am puffed up. I am proud. My nose is cold.
Maybe the coldest in the competition.
I am healthy, and I am ready. Put me in...

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Categories: dog,

Premium Member Never Mess With a Chicken Ranch
The barnyard was a twitter.
“She is walking pigeon-toed!”
“You should see it.”
“She thinks she is all that!”

I am dragged out to see.
After listening to them cackle...

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Categories: personification, 10th grade, 11th grade,

Premium Member Cat in my Canvas
No other cats are blue.
Why me?
She is a weirdy-cat herself, this artist woman.
Her cartoon witches are laughable, and I am blue?
Uh-oh. Here she comes again.
Yesterday...

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Categories: art, cat, funny, humor,

Premium Member Crusty McBakeface Tells It Like It Is
I held this thing together,
I stayed strong around your airiness,
How wrong is it to be the one
that keeps us from precarious
collapse? “You are my rock!”,...

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Categories: betrayal, fun, funny, humor,

Premium Member Here She Comes Again
Here she comes again,
That clip-happy, snippy crone who fancies herself a gardener.
What?
She is doing such a horrible job of it.
She clipped two of us unmercifully...

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Categories: flower, fun, funny, garden,

Noisy River Bank
Noisy River Bank
Sitting on a river bank, tryin to catch a catfish
Lookin up at the stars, I began to make a wish.
Well, my worms are...

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Categories: adventure, dream, emotions, fishing,

Premium Member The reason my dog ignores me
Oh I’m sorry, I didn’t hear what you said, 
What was it you had to say?
Instead of hearing a rainbow of thoughts, 
I heard a...

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Categories: animal, funny, humor, humorous,

Premium Member Let Me Be A Goffhammer
If I am to be a tool, please let me be a goffhammer.
Let me forge and cast, and let my knives be envied.

If I am...

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Categories: 10th grade, 11th grade,

Premium Member I am a Booby
My best feature by far, my bright azure feet.
A mating dance star, prowess cannot be beat.
South American bird, wing span of five feet.
My diving is...

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Categories: 10th grade, 11th grade,

Premium Member My Mouth Went Running Off Today
My mouth went running off today, I watched her sprint through the
Yard, scaring a butterfly.
There was a bunny, who did not notice.
She summersalted six or...

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Categories: personification, 10th grade, 11th grade,

Premium Member A Dogs Letter To Santa Claws
Dear Santa Claws, for Christmas I’d like a new chew bone; I’ve been a real good dog this year; I don’t even bite the cat,...

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Categories: animal, celebration, christmas, dog,

Premium Member A Cats Letter To Santa Claws
Dear Santa Claws, please bring me a new catnip mousey; my old one has so many holes that the nip won’t stay in and I...

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Categories: animal, cat, celebration, christmas,

Premium Member The Unhappy Keyboard
I type hard, I type fast, I type dirty, because my owner does not care.
There are papers over and under my keyboard. 
We are a...

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Categories: 10th grade, 11th grade,

Premium Member The Refrigerator Boogies
I was dancing and prancing 
And singing whooped Dee Dee
Not realizing I was not alone
Until he opened his shirt to me

He threw out the mayo,...

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Categories: 4th grade, 5th grade,

Premium Member My best mate
Me and my mate we talk all the time, 
We talk when I get out of bed,
He’s the one that I see first thing in...

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Categories: food, friend, funny, humorous,