Pedicure Poems - Poems about Pedicure

Soft life

...Who wants to be the King of the castle when you can be the Queen?
I believe that us women are capable of anything 
We can reach for the stars if we want to
I’m in my soft girl era right now 
I’m ...

Everything Just So

...
   Green grass, cut once or twice weekly
      A CEO might shave twice a day

   Edges and hedges trimmed nicely too
      Manicure, pedicure in seven days due 

   Rolling lawns with everyth...

Is It You

...I sit here and watch you grow old, and half of the story has not be told, your rosy cheeks has reduced to bones and the sharpness in your speech is falling to the ground; the strength in your voice i...

Man, O Man, O Manicure

...
   I've never had a manicure
     and yet I'm still a man
   Though my fingernails are ugly
     you should see my tan

   Please don't suggest a pedicure
     I don't need lovely toes
   Fi...

Nigerias New President

...Please, remain calm Resident:
Just for the New President...

I can see in his tenure
That farms shall meet rich manure,
Farmers quite huge bags procure,
Less of farm losses incur,
Sick plants ...

Treasuring the Educator

...A former friend of mine
tricked me into becoming
something I am not

The volunteer President
of our condo association,
a position I clearly cannot afford
midst trifling disassociations.

We ...

I Have Lived

...I HAVE LIVED
I HAVE NEVER sky dived, parasailed or zip-lined
I HAVE NEVER had a pedicure, manicure or facial
I HAVE NEVER smoked a cigarette or pot or done drugs
I HAVE NEVER chugged a “shot glas...

Loving Valentine of 2022

...I
My short poem below will be updated by February 13th.
II
On PS, one current contest is about Valentine's Day ( 14th February). I do NOT usually enter contests, but would like to thank PS and it'...

Kiss the Sun

...My first major task today at 11AM on January 13, 2021 
finds me dropping my bride off for a pedicure appointment.
Rather than pick her up later, I decided to wait for her.
I spot a parking lane am...

Hangnails

...Hangnails are painful, wish for a cure
Wish they'd disappear, need a pedicure
That's only for the ladies
Tough guys ain't dainties
We just grin and bear it pretend it ain't sore...

The Foothills of Life

...Take care of your feet
those clay looking things
molded by a blind sculptor
hardened by miles and time.
Sure, treat them to a pedicure
powder-paint jewels on the nails
pet them like twin royal ...

The Other Day

...Although I know failure is success postponed.
That her refusal; my failure 
Implies that this is another way NOT to do this.
But I can't take this any more.

The other day I saw her doing her pe...

The Simple List

...The Simple List

Life can be fun and we must make the most of it.  So, I have made a list of the ten simple things I find most enjoyable.  Some of these activities can turn a sad d...

Her Scarlet-Red Scepter

...Breathtaking blue her sparkling eyes
   Rapturous red her ruby lips
Passionate pink her soft, tender cheeks
   Luscious lavender the skirt 'round her hips

Torrid turquoise her manicured nails
...

On a Pedicure

...what delight!
what delicious pleasure to see
my toes all painted pink
Joy!  Happy daisy child song
skip & dance through puddles smiling
lollipops & baby dolls
tea parties & ruffled bottom
girl...

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