Nigerias New President

Please, remain calm Resident: Just for the New President... I can see in his tenure That farms shall meet rich manure, Farmers quite huge bags procure, Less of farm losses incur, Sick plants and animals free cure And, first, economy, cure! So, relax Tense Resident: You shall have Sweet President... One who shall fight Man's failure, Close Office of Sinecure: Keep saying "Not my tenure!" Allow to stay: Manicure, Not embarrass Pedicure, Orders that their taxing sure, To not escape same Coiffure... President for 'The Long Poor' Not included Roadside Whore; Against her shall go to war, Tell her to her face "She's raw" And her kicking out in store... Means, therefore, all residents Need to cheer up dissidents.