Party Pooper Poems - Poems about Party Pooper

...Chlamydia, Queen of the Farts, ("one sniff and they're hauled off in carts") was loving a hump, but let out a trump, and Charlie returned to his tarts.........Read the rest...

...Ever snorted cocaine? I watched some partiers snort cocaine last night, in a dark, Manhattan nightclub corner celebration. But I’ve never crossed that line. The white line. When offered some, ......Read the rest...

...You give it some kudos, like it does something good? You say that I’m boring, like I’m made of wood. You laugh at my reason, you smirk at my way. Because I don’t feel your passion, because I won’t......Read the rest...

...Layla suffered from Cotards Delusion. No one could convince her that she was not deceased. She lay in her bed, prone and stiff for hours. Believing herself a corpse. We all tried to wake her or ......Read the rest...

...And here tonight I assumed This would be just another one of those average dinner parties With a stream of boring associates and their plus 1 partner or other But wow Hey you Are so diff......Read the rest...

...The physicist Sheldon Lee Cooper - I’d call him a big party pooper! He doesn’t like dancing or even romancing. His chats put you into a stupor! April 2, 2022 For Joseph May's 'On A Lim' Poet......Read the rest...

...The napkins were the first to know a party pooper breached the guard an uninvited wind did blow as rain, once distant, now fell hard on smokeless candles, slightly charred. ©2/12/2022 Quint......Read the rest...

...I generally mean mine mien mental state moost occasions heavily marinated stupor long established as external trait psychologically time tested trooper impossible mission to kickstart sanity dop......Read the rest...

...It's new years eve or bonfire night. Veterans hide away in fright They fear that they may crumble As the fireworks start to rumble Even if there tucked up in bed The flashes and bangs mess up......Read the rest...

...Death's uninvited truly a party pooper no goodbye to guests......Read the rest...

...Hickenlooper in a Stooper When we saw John Hickenlooper, Who appeared to be in a stupor; Should see ski; Landed on knee; He also had been a party pooper. Jim Horn......Read the rest...

...Nobody believes me! We are killing ourselves and each other everyday. And no, we don't need a gun. But, come on, they tell me, Stop being a party pooper! No, I won't get on the train of you......Read the rest...

...Trump's newly-appointed EPA Chief Found himself buried in EPA grief To prove he was no party-pooper He likened Trump to a Giant Grouper Swimming against an almighty current Where even the sh......Read the rest...

...Mama Price has gone shopping; Papa orders pizza. Pandemonium proves itself at the supper table. Papa answers the phone, while the Price clan depletes a whole double-large pizza and sides before he......Read the rest...

...Who Would Want Trump What Trump said puts us into a stupor Is party pooper and things are a blooper With Hillary items are always tangible His hair is orange and unmanageable. Trump does end......Read the rest...