Father Parody Poems
These Father Parody poems are examples of Parody poems about Father. These are the best examples of Parody Father poems written by international poets.
TerminalMy head spins as the noise from the crash echoes in my head. I sit up in some kind of terminal with strange trains bound...
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parody, adventure, allegory, allusion, angel,
With Apology To Joyce Kilmer(a parody of "Trees" by Joyce Kilmer)
I doubt that we shall ever see
A more handsome pair than you and me
Me, whose hungry mouth is pressed
Against...
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humor, parody,
Explicit Thoughts InsideSince I can't say the words that I want to use
We r going to have a little fun and light the fuse
I don't give 2...
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parody, betrayal, break up, confidence,
The Bachelor SpectacularThe Bachelor Spectacular
by Michael R. Burch
One heart? Tossed aside.
The other? A bride’s.
In all his great wisdom, the bachelor decides.
Eeenie, mean-ie, mine-y, mo’,
one gal must stay...
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parody, engagement, funny love, heartbreak,
This Is So Curious and Odd“Dad, do you think I am a dolichocephalic?”
“I’m busy,” his father replied.
“You do not have to sound euphoric,” the six-year-old said.
The state inspector closed his...
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parody, 10th grade, 11th grade,
My Wife the Paper ShredderBuried in an avalanche you
might see on "Hoarders buried alive"
back and foreground
white sheet with limited pay per view,
nonetheless sky scraping heap
(Uriah not kid) nsync with...
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parody, appreciation, april, father, humorous,
Spoiler Forewarning AlertSpoiler Forewarning Alert!
This averred title announced straight
away so lingering fans
(hoop fully letting me abbreviate)
a short cut so ye
can up and evacuate,
while metered time,
not yet foregone...
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parody, character, father, hilarious, humorous,
I Love Beer - In Justice Kavanaugh's Own WordsYes, I love beer
And beer loves me,
We’re as thick as thieves
As honey is to bees.
I can’t help but wonder
What life would be
Without this golden amber,
Not...
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grief, humorous, parody, perspective,
The Eagles PrayOur Father who are in heaven
Hollow Super Bowl 52 Day
Be thy game day and reign
On Earth as it is in heaven
Give us this day
The...
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parody, america, faith, football, forgiveness,
French Revolution ParodyBrigitte my love
Our Country suffers of many debts
The people are restless
Whatever shall we do love?
Ah Macron, we must think past the cookies
The solutions are complex,...
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parody, america, art, funny, hilarious,
For Honor, Part IiiIII.
It was three days later fate arrived,
when the two were eating breakfast.
An old van pulled up towards the house,
“Come on out!’Selim cried in a rasp.
They...
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parody, evil, faith, family, father
There Is a House In AustinThere is a town in Austin
they call "the Roach Motel,"
for many a poor roach that entered there
a sticky fate befell.
Now roaches, you keep our of...
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allegory, insect, parody,
Parody of the Beatles Song - YesterdayChristmas Day
Pa threw all my new toys away
Now my friends won’t want to come and play
Cos I was naughty yesterday
Suddenly
All the gifts disappeared from ‘neath...
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parody, child, christmas, conflict, father
First To Worst
The old kings are about to lose their crown,
young upstarts are about to swat them out of the way
Father time has knocked another aging champ...
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baseball, funeral, humorous, parody,
Two Men ForsakenTwo Men Forsaken
(Apology to Robert Frost)
Two men quarreled on a lonely street,
To see them argue mad me sad.
It wasn’t by accident that they should meet
And...
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parody,