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Parody of the Beatles Song - Yesterday

Christmas Day
Pa threw all my new toys away
Now my friends won’t want to come and play
Cos I was naughty yesterday

Suddenly
All the gifts disappeared from ‘neath the tree
Now the carpet’s bare for all to see
Pa snapped at me so suddenly

Why I had to drown our old cat
I cannot say
She fell in the loo so I flushed
the cat awayyyyyyyyyyy

Christmas Day
Pa threw all my new toys away
Santa delivered them on his red sleigh
But when Pa is mad, there’s no leeway

Purely Fictional write inspired by hearing Yesterday on the radio

09-11-17

Copyright © Jan Allison | Year Posted 2017

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Jannie Breedt Date: 1/5/2018 7:51:00 AM Hi Jan your humour is similar to Paul McCartneys I sure have fun reading you Login to Reply

Andrea Dietrich Date: 11/12/2017 7:38:00 PM AWesome parody, Jan. Did you know that Xmas parodies were some of my very first poems I wrote long before I ever called myself a poet? Funny! It reminded me of the ones I used to write. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 11/12/2017 7:40:00 PM gosh how strange, maybe your influence is rubbing off on me as I am definitely a better poet with your help and encouragement:-) hugs jan xx

Christopher Flaherty Date: 11/12/2017 4:44:00 PM Cracker Jan Just wait till your Pa gets home. Your bottom will wish it was yesterday Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 11/12/2017 4:47:00 PM ha ha ha thankfully its a fiction poem for me and I hope no one can relate to pa being so cruel to get rid of the toys:-( hugs jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 11/12/2017 7:48:00 AM - A pleasure to read, Jan - You always make it fun to read :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 11/12/2017 2:55:00 PM I had fun with the song but it would be sad if a parent did this to a child:-( hugs jan xx

Mick Talbot Date: 11/11/2017 2:33:00 AM Sad.great read though! Inspired this:... Ba humbug! That's what I'd say to a Pa that threw my gifts away. Change the turkey for the cat. I wonder what your Pa would have to say to that? Christmas all about having fun, where was Mum? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (I would ask if this wasn't fiction). Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 11/11/2017 6:34:00 AM Moi be naughty oh no no no no no lol:-) yes sheer fiction Mick and i don't think Paul McCartney has any worry from my song writing attempts lol:-) hugs jan xx

Paul Callus Date: 11/10/2017 11:36:00 AM What a pity! Two wrongs don't make a right! Lovely choice of song, one of my favs. Hugs // paul Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 11/10/2017 11:46:00 AM It's probably my favourite Beatles song, i don't think Paul McCartney has any worries with my song writing skills lol:-) hugs jan xx

Tim Smith Date: 11/10/2017 11:17:00 AM Tsk tsk...lol Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 11/10/2017 11:45:00 AM I hope it's not true for anyone Tim :-( hugs jan xx

Jerry T Curtis Date: 11/10/2017 5:50:00 AM You Have too many sweaters anyway Ha! Parodies are fun to write, I wrote one about two yrs ago for the Ellen show, I think I'll post it Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 11/10/2017 11:43:00 AM Oh you must post it Jerry I love parodies in general:-) hugs Jan xx

Russell Sivey Date: 11/10/2017 4:52:00 AM Ha! In a way this is sad too, Pa threw away all your new toys, that is sad...especially on Christmas day! But it is a very funny poem my friend, you have surely tickled and maybe even broke my funny bone! What an ingenious and well thought out write, oh it fits in very well with the song Jan...nicely done Great Work!! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 11/10/2017 11:42:00 AM I heard the song when we were in the car yesterday and a Christmas advert was played and the idea formed:-) hugs jan x

Arthur Vaso Date: 11/9/2017 11:39:00 PM Love the original song, and as I song your lyrics to it, they fit exactly! Hilarious!!! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 11/12/2017 2:56:00 PM At least I don't put song lyrics in poems and make out they are my own original work guys:-( hugs Jan xx Tim Smith Date: 11/10/2017 11:18:00 AM I song your lyrics too Jan Allison Date: 11/10/2017 3:38:00 AM Glad you enjoyed Arthur I had fun trying to fit the words to the original song ;lol:-) hugs Jan xx

John Gondolf Date: 11/9/2017 7:36:00 PM As everyone else, I was singing along in my head. Jan, your muse works in mysterious ways. Thanks for the chuckle this evening. John Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 11/9/2017 7:45:00 PM LOL John I do worry about my muse but I have no control over the way she behaves lol:-) hugs jan xx

Joseph May Date: 11/9/2017 6:22:00 PM Very nice take on the song Jan.. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 11/9/2017 6:24:00 PM Thanks Jospeh:-) hugs Jan xx

Kim Rodrigues Date: 11/9/2017 5:58:00 PM Enjoyed the read. Sung the new verses in my head...lol! :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 11/9/2017 6:04:00 PM lol Kim i had fun with this parody:-) hugs jan xx

Gary Smith Date: 11/9/2017 5:56:00 PM This is such a laugh Jan :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 11/9/2017 5:58:00 PM Glad it made you smile Gary... but i don't think the battle of the Christmas number one will be in jeopardy with this lyric:-) hugs Jan xx

Eileen Manassian Date: 11/9/2017 5:35:00 PM YOU are something else. Yes, I did sing it in my head! Good one, dear. :) Hugs Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 11/9/2017 5:44:00 PM It's a beautiful song Eileen it was playing on the radio and then a Christmas advert followed and this silly song came into my head:-) hugs Jan x

Ilene Bauer Date: 11/9/2017 4:51:00 PM ha! this made me laugh, jan! very well done... Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 11/9/2017 4:58:00 PM Thanks Ilene I don't think Paul McCartney needs to worry about songwriting talents or lack of them lol :-) I've just read your poem it made me sad:-( hugs jan xx

Kevin Shaw Date: 11/9/2017 4:29:00 PM That's very clever Jan, I was singing along to it. Perhaps Paul McCartney should re-visit it, regards, Kevin xx Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 11/9/2017 4:31:00 PM LOL Kevin I doubt he would lose any sleep over my song writing skills, seriously Yesterday is one of my very favourite Beatles songs :-) hugs jan xx