Christian Parody Poems

souls splash fruit scripture 
palate of perfume prayers steam 
wings paint with our hearts

March 12th 2024...

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Out of the night a black vice POTUS,
a cry of hope from poll to poll-
wrapped in our flag we know they loath us
and our unconscionable...

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*Image of Eventful 2023 by NBHA.

Parodical Resolutions 2023

Conceding the current aspects of conformity, I have constructed a perspective of 2023 resolutions in a parody.
I will...

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I got through 720 dimensions,
but I can only explain 16,
At the 32nd mark I found out why,
It's a prejudice decision,
Because God said,
It was so,
That a...

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J  Jesus is good All the time!
O Over and over. Until life is over
K Kind jokes make Jesus smile, too
E Ever think of that?...

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COMPUTATIONAL SUMMONS ...
DAMNATION'S DEMONS DRIVE
INTELLIGENT MACHINES.
HELL BOUND IN CIRCUITRY 
BOARDS WITH DIGITAL IMAGING
A GODFORSAKEN ENIGMA BUILT 
IN INFERNO'S HOT SILICON MATRIX. 
DESOLATIONS DIVINITIES
RULE A VIRTUAL...

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(can be sung to the tune Chariots of Fire
from the movie of the same name)

Mankind is upheld by
God’s righteous right hand;
sweet peace He has promised
our...

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I've got Jesus's face on a wallet insert
by Michael R. Burch

for the Religious Right

I've got Jesus's face on a wallet insert
and "Hell is for Queers"...

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One More

Ingredients are a funny thing. 
Timing is probably more important. 
But it is hard to say really. 

I cooked all day, but…
I wanted it...

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“next to of course progress my planet i
love you, the ocean and the environ-
ment every person whether gay or bi
or trans or black, hispanic or...

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Men of the cloth they'd be known to be.
One of Christian taught values.
One of Judeo-Christian taught values.
One of Judeo taught values.
They are inside a place...

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LONG LIFE THE GREAT AND POWERFUL ONE

While walking in the misty morn of yore
One dismal dark decaying depraved day 
I was suffocating with the sounds...

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I loved Chuckie Egg because it reminded me of life, 
With its principles which seem many when in strife, 
But which are few, like seven...

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“Dear Lord and Savior, hear my plea.
I've one request - wait, two or three....
This time though, I'm in a fix,
so maybe there'll be five or...

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Religion wrapped up with a bow
Sanitized, alphabetized, in 
order all up in a row
No questions asked your belly 
full your pockets overflow 
Sieg heil, tow the...

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