Humorous Parents Poems

Devastated
Individuals
Vowing love now departing
Over time
Reconciliation
Comes with
Eternal peace for all....

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"A mother's love is made in heaven." Quote Written By Poet

She was a young and beautiful bride,
then her handsome husband died.
The fast car came out...

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ITs another Halloween 
There are groups walking the street
Looking happy with themselves 
And their stash from trick or treat 

We’ve got toffees by the door...

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“Don’t you look nice!”, the waitress said
she left to get our ordered bread
	as his black coffee cooled
	he said, “You’ve got her fooled,”
and I went home...

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the child is six, and sharp
I knew this when he said “that looks like a DNA tester.”
What is a DNA tester? I asked.
“You know. You...

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From the Couch (3/7/23)

From the couch
I see all
When they stand
And when they fall

I lean back
On the couch
Change to chill
From a grouch

From the couch
I give orders
School,...

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I want you to meet my mum

Oh no, not the mum
That means I could be the one
There goes the fun
Time for a ring
That couple thing
Need...

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Why do we call it planet earth
when water makes it blue?

Why does the sea always run away
then run right back to you?

How does a caterpillar...

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Get a sitter Daddy said.
Mom tried the four they knew.
None would come back.
We had played the trick on all of them.

We are identical twins.
One of...

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Let the adulting begin, she says.
It is hilarious!
Now that she is eighteen, she thinks she has transmogrified.
Into an adult.
Her father and I scoff.
We roll our...

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It is a beautiful spring morning,                   ...

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a scream 
a shriek
a slap
a smack
a giggle
a screech
another scream
their teenage children roll their eyes and turn up their music.
Parent’s Friday Night scrimmage commences, heading toward...

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You are historical the six-year-old says.
He is glaring at me full out.
I know he thinks being historical is something bad.
“Hysterical?” I guess, thinking he is...

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I have not seen my child for four months six weeks and two days
But who is counting? She says. Then she laughs.
How many children do...

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I was named Paulette,                     ...

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