Mummy Daddy

I want you to meet my mum Oh no, not the mum That means I could be the one There goes the fun Time for a ring That couple thing Need a plan Insanity is in the man Hun, I’m slightly gay It’s always been that way I try to hide it But it just won't go away I know babe That’s what I love about you You’re feminine too Man, what have I done Where do I run Okay, plan two Hun, think of the kids What would they think Daddy wearing a dress Their little faces Such a mess Don’t worry babe Take my hand Let me introduce you This is my mum My god, what a body So fit Where’s that jeweller Book the church I’ll marry her mum And then some I’m in love Babe, don’t get carried away There's something I have to say It’s about my mum Hun, tell me all Write it, ten feet on the wall Watch me fall Babe, my mum’s my dad Aren't you glad You being that way too So understanding It was like God sent you Okay, I've kind of went numb Something just registered Call me dumb But It seems to me Or maybe I’m slow Have I just joined a feckin freak show.