Mummy Daddy

I want you to meet my mum

Oh no, not the mum
That means I could be the one
There goes the fun
Time for a ring
That couple thing
Need a plan
Insanity is in the man
Hun, I’m slightly gay
It’s always been that way
I try to hide it
But it just won't go away

I know babe
That’s what I love about you
You’re feminine too

Man, what have I done
Where do I run
Okay, plan two
Hun, think of the kids
What would they think
Daddy wearing a dress
Their little faces
Such a mess

Don’t worry babe
Take my hand
Let me introduce you
This is my mum

My god, what a body
So fit
Where’s that jeweller
Book the church
I’ll marry her mum
And then some
I’m in love

Babe, don’t get carried away
There's something I have to say
It’s about my mum

Hun, tell me all
Write it, ten feet on the wall
Watch me fall

Babe, my mum’s my dad
Aren't you glad 
You being that way too
So understanding
It was like God sent you

Okay, I've kind of went numb
Something just registered
Call me dumb
But It seems to me
Or maybe I’m slow
Have I just joined a feckin freak show.

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Date: 12/19/2022 2:28:00 PM
the world is going insane before our very eyes, and what a gift it is to stay sane when the world is going mad
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Paul Bell
Date: 12/20/2022 1:59:00 AM
Totally agree with you. I've decided, if you're not slightly nuts, there's something wrong with you.
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