Funny Paradise Poems

My balls smell like a crisp morning in the alpine suck them and you'll feel fine perhaps enjoying it more after we have a bottle...

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The first time feels funny
     The second alright
   After that, pure honey
     ~ Serpent takes...

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Suddenly... I'm bored of what I love before,
And I keep thinking about what I did with my friends.
Somehow, I think I'm beginning to realize what...

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A garden of beauty, your faces show,
your beauty among the hay scarecrow.
All the flowers smell so fruity,
Your faces show, a garden of beauty.



The summer is...

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I waited for love
Literally staying up
Moments after chasing bucks
I’ll FaceTime you a bunch of times
You gave me butterflies

at first I seen the worm in the...

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Darting Arrows

Skippy shadows, 
at the corners of the walls, 
ceilings, and floors. 
Easiest seen by those that drink, 
do drugs, foreign or domestic. 
But they...

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Purple People Eater

My car. 
It is great. 
It takes me everywhere, 
Like a roller skate. 
I can not wait to go…
Again and again. 

We travel...

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Nope reforming hardened criminal donning
scarred face, manacles jailhouse stripe, et cetera
nor taming screwish incorrigible guttersnipe
ain't most difficult enterprises
entailing me to wipe
dripping sweat from my hoary...

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What's a billabong, a bop on the noggin”
In Oz, they speak funny, harkens back to their login
They misunderstood
Puters in all likelihood
Thought it was a passing...

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Everywhere that I look and turn
Doesn't really matter what I earn
My body and soul, the world shall burn.
Well I guess it's always hard to learn
How...

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Las Vegas, Pigeon’s Paradise!

At the Angel Park Golf and Country Club
The pigeons sported neck scarves
Of iridescent iris, white and blue
As they hoped with expectations
Around divots...

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The funny thing about the fiction
Of perfection is that we
Do not read it like a story
No, we climb it like a tree
As if we'll ever...

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imagine the rainbow being
the dark tunnel 
you've been stuck in for years

the lighthouse on the horizon,
the beam 
that gets brighter as it nears

get soaked in...

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Paradise of passion has dawned upon my mind of my once dusked mindset (desired future of peace that has transformed my mind that was of...

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Somber red apple branches
sagging down into green orchard grass
lumpy loaded with solid ripe ready fruit,

Watch pale yellow butterflies huddle down
then spray up and out a...

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