Funny Paradise Poems

My balls smell like a crisp morning in the alpine suck them and you'll feel fine perhaps enjoying it more after we have a bottle...

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The first time feels funny
     The second alright
   After that, pure honey
     ~ Serpent takes...

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Suddenly... I'm bored of what I love before,
And I keep thinking about what I did with my friends.
Somehow, I think I'm beginning to realize what...

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I waited for love
Literally staying up
Moments after chasing bucks
I’ll FaceTime you a bunch of times
You gave me butterflies

at first I seen the worm in the...

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Nope reforming hardened criminal donning
scarred face, manacles jailhouse stripe, et cetera
nor taming screwish incorrigible guttersnipe
ain't most difficult enterprises
entailing me to wipe
dripping sweat from my hoary...

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What's a billabong, a bop on the noggin”
In Oz, they speak funny, harkens back to their login
They misunderstood
Puters in all likelihood
Thought it was a passing...

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Everywhere that I look and turn
Doesn't really matter what I earn
My body and soul, the world shall burn.
Well I guess it's always hard to learn
How...

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Las Vegas, Pigeon’s Paradise!

At the Angel Park Golf and Country Club
The pigeons sported neck scarves
Of iridescent iris, white and blue
As they hoped with expectations
Around divots...

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The funny thing about the fiction
Of perfection is that we
Do not read it like a story
No, we climb it like a tree
As if we'll ever...

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imagine the rainbow being
the dark tunnel 
you've been stuck in for years

the lighthouse on the horizon,
the beam 
that gets brighter as it nears

get soaked in...

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Paradise of passion has dawned upon my mind of my once dusked mindset (desired future of peace that has transformed my mind that was of...

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Somber red apple branches
sagging down into green orchard grass
lumpy loaded with solid ripe ready fruit

Watching pale yellow butterflies huddle down
then spray up and out a...

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Your love is real 
the love you feel.
Your love is great 
the love you make.
Your records are on fire 
its your desire.
Take me out tonight
and...

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I've been told the world is a bad place
And I could never make it
That I had a war to brace 

So I always sat all...

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Ply the moment fair, ply the passage free;
Adjust sure fancy, align bright outlook;
Rapture tends affair, razor sharp decree;
Attract thoughts funny, attend beyond books;
Declare bold feelings,...

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