The Dictionary Equals Logophile's Paradise

Nope reforming hardened criminal donning scarred face, manacles jailhouse stripe, et cetera nor taming screwish incorrigible guttersnipe ain't most difficult enterprises entailing me to wipe dripping sweat from my hoary brow, neither primary tsoris, (i.e. Yiddish, asper in woeful gripe), but reading tome thick as stovepipe hat, I declare constitutes most grueling task paging thru compendium of words A thru Z may rank less purposeful than bovine tripe. not surprisingly causing mine gray matter (more'n fifty shades), to wanna up and scatter fist size shot thru unnecessarily subjected to feel like oversaturated blatter vehemently aggrieved mad as a hatter to appease, boost and flatter ever shrinking fanbase blithely bandying faux poetic pitter patter trumpeting expansive vocabulary enlivened, leavened, seasoned... smatter ring poem to expressive affinity how bajillion combinations twenty six letters one can splatter casually incorporating multisyllabic word such as sesquipedalian less to boast more so to chatter up food for thought perhaps... infect reader to accrue fatter vocabulary than mine actually rather paltry yoke cant argue yukon (albeit figuratively) tatter with little effort hen even offer as hors d'oeuvres to this storied scribbling wildcatter.