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Oscar

You can never go overboard at the steambunk convention they said
But they did not know about Oscar, son of OvertheTop Ted.
He designed a steampunk hat that was way over what was expected.
And his beard was so far out, the rest of them rubber-neck-ted.

I did not think he’d be this far out, his friend Drew said to all.
That mustache is crazy too, I will not invite him next fall.
But Oscar won them over, even though his look was over-the-top.
They liked his personality so much, he comes every year;
he has never stopped.

And The Oscar Goes To

All the lovers...will be bummin'

All the haters...will be hummin'

At the Oscars...they'll be drummin'

I did NAZI...that one cummin'

THUS SAID OSCAR WILDE

-When I was young, I thought
 that money was the most important thing
   in the world. Today, I'm sure. !!!

BEST ACTOR THE OSCAR GOES

        the thief is the best actor,
         even outside the theater,
           but in the show of life
          he steals the spotlight !

Oscar

In the mountains, lived a special pup
He was gentle, kind and so amazing
His antics were true, never made up
My meals he was forever appraising
He often seemed to be star gazing

In the hills, where this guy was born
There lived a kitten with dark gray fur
He often felt her exasperating scorn
His life went by so fast, it’s such a blur
He’s the pup my heart will always prefer

In the times when he was so young
His gentleness caused me to smile
Admiration was always on my tongue
For he was a dog who was never hostile
He taught his friends how to live in style

In the moments, before he left this world
He gave a sigh and fell across my lap
I petted his fur, so very soft and curled
Remembering his fear of every thunderclap
He was full of love that I’d happily unwrap

In the mountains, beneath forest trees
Lived a pup who was wild and free
He listened but mostly did as he pleased
Sometimes, he’d sit and scratch a flea
But, always, he’d be right there for me!

Octopus Oscar

Octopus Oscar needs all tentacles eight
One to carry his dinner plate
One to hold during his presidential debate
One to write upon his sixties slate
One to open the garden gate
One to watch, so he will not be late
One to cuddle his friend, Kate
One to open his second-hand freight
One to balance, so he could roller skate

Oscar Wilde

Witty, flamboyant, vain, he seldom smiled,
red lips on his tomb by women beguiled:
he said funny poignant things,
he wrote, he wrote things with wings;
got grey but never got old . . Oscar Wilde

Oscar Lee is Offered Oatmeal

Olivia offered oatmeal to her obstinate dragon Oscar Lee.
He stared at her, wondering “is she trying to kill me?”
“Do not want it,” he told her. “it does not look tasty.”
“I put maple syrup on it, she said, very pleasantly.

So oatmeal was imbibed by the dragon Oscar Lee.
Who now asks for it with syrup almost daily.
Moral of the story is to taste new foods pleasantly.
You also might find a new favorite that is pretty tasty.

Oscar and I

Oscar and I

Today, I drove to Faro, In the Algarve
I wanted to eat a tunny steak at a café
I used to go fifteen years ago
The place had gone upmarket, as had 
prices
The server remembered me, but not 
my wife and took an instant dislike to
the man said he was effeminate 
Oscar Wilde entered, or someone who
looked like him
He was of the expansive sort, told jokes
and recited poems, the other guests
and my wife liked him
I decided to become gay for  the day
and after a few glasses of wine, stood
up to read my poems
she tugged at my sleeve and told me to 
shut up.
Oscar Wilde looked at me with deep
sympathy in his intelligent eyes
I had my moment to gain, if putative 
fame, she had to spoil it all
My chance had gone

Oscar Night

Glitzy
Fussy
Lacey
Racy
The Oscar gown is worn just one time.
Too tight at the stairs, then she can't climb.

Like Oscar Night

Poetry sites are like Oscar Night
With cheers and adulation
Poets really need this constant praise
From folks of every nation!

All a bunch of star performers
Each in our own little way
Presenting a different slant on life
With lots or little to say!

There's never discrimination here
Joined to have some fun
We post a bunch of our latest gems
See what others have done!

Most times we get glowing words
Of praise for our masterpiece
Of course we surely return the favour
With a seven star rating at least!

It gives us sensitive older folks
A reason to greet every day
Go straight to our loyal computers
Reading what people have to say!

About nine times out of every ten
Reviews will be at least a five
You'll walk around the rest of the day
Feeling invigorated and so alive!

Poetry sites are like Oscar Night
With cheers and adulation
Poets enjoy this constant praise
From folks of every nation

Oscar Footles

Academy Night
Actor's delight

Oscars night
Talent fight

Red carpet
Posers market

Look beaut
Penguin suit
 
Couture dress
Looks a mess

Premier 
First affair

Accept award 
They applaud

Eat dinner 
Congratulate winner

Best actor 
Talent factor

Producer's groovy
Best movie

Winning star
Will go far

Nights end
Egos to mend

Marvelous Quote by Oscar Wilde

In answer to Oscar Wilde's quote
"never love anyone who treats you like you are ordinary"

I cannot help but love him she said
But he puts you down, we pointed out
He sequesters you from your family and friends
He isolates you from your loves and your joys

She could not be persuaded, she had to find it out for herself
When she finally made the break, her happiness came back in droves
She was enthusiastic personified again, and full of good advice
You cannot tell us who to love, just remind us to love ourselves.

Oscar My Alter Echo

I've had an 'out of body' experience
So you can't blame me for what I did
My alter ego Oscar perpetrated the crime
To do such a thing I'm too timid

I'm totally innocent of this heinous act
Must have been devoid of all morals
Listen I still do have a few of them left
With that you surely can't quarrel

This heinous act of stealing a kiss
Had crossed my mind a few times
But being the timid soul that I am
Never thought of crossing that line

So I'm not guilty, pleaded nothing wrong
It was Oscar my mischievous friend
Who tends to run amok once in a while
And I'm always having to defend

Dreaming All Night

I've been dreaming all night
for a cherished sight
The dream of shooting up to sky
ill never down, I WILL pry
Shall I SOAR for an Oscar
the dream which I WILL CONQUER


ill never diminish on power
ill keep up till my golden hour
my faith on Victory is alive
For it, I shall dive, STRIVE AND THRIVE
I SHALL SOAR For OSCAR
THE DREAM I SHALL AND WILL CONQUER!

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