Orf Poems - Poems about Orf

...A woman who came from the north Had the most dreadful corf She coughed and she spluttered She moaned and she muttered Because she could not shake the corf orf A Man From The East There was ......Read the rest...

...I'm a briny whore wit' reekin' drawers me honor ter make yer acquenchance th' skipper's maid me port's decayed one doubloon, yer seafarin' urchin? Yer scurvy rat a-crawl wit' gnat orf seadog scourge......Read the rest...

...Nine turns o' lunar sailin' ace wit' me schooner suckin' me pointer plucked orf me decks 's'twere me lingo sucks, yo'd concur? Ahoy, me mateys. Me scrawlin' me be servin' anent th' mugshot o' th' w......Read the rest...

...No simple four letter word can express what I feel Tidal waves orf emotions, it's all surreal When I'm in your arms I get a sense of dejavu I adore the very essence of you No simple four letter......Read the rest...

...Tiz Friday and I have the day orf Oh wot on earth shall I do? Work in the yard? or will that be too 'ard I'll drink this last cuppa an stew The grass is quite 'igh But only out front On......Read the rest...

...I write this bouncy little tune With a flouncy ickle fume My poems are the best In the world I rock the planet more than Mountains and hills Indeed, I am orf me rock Except for sulphur d......Read the rest...