Pirate Babblin'

Nine turns o' lunar
sailin' ace wit' me schooner
suckin' me pointer
plucked orf me decks 's'twere
me lingo sucks, yo'd concur?

Ahoy, me mateys.  Me scrawlin' me be servin' anent th' mugshot o' th' wordy wench
Linda-Marie, th' sweetheart o' these 'ere waters.  Go shakin' yo' ample booty, worthy
lass, 'n heed me pennin' wit' favor.  Aye, aye, Cap'n.  Arrrrgh!!!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2011

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Mohammed Avatar
September 20, 2013 at 3:00 AM
I'm sure even the dead will rise in laughter when you are around. I like your wittiness.
Seal Avatar
July 29, 2013 at 3:51 PM
You smooth talker you, for the 18th century lol. Did you write the scripts for Pirates of the Caribbean lol. I like the new avatar but why have you used a picture of the Mona Lisa lol. Take care, Richard
Dietrich Avatar
June 11, 2011 at 8:40 PM
Great fun here, Delysia. How are you doing?
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June 10, 2011 at 4:50 PM
lol... D. H., oi! i can't stop laughing at the babblin,,. aye! aye! ..lol.. well enjoyed,, thanks for the laugh... p.d.
Fraser Avatar
May 7, 2011 at 5:16 PM
Delysia, you made me chuckle with this poem, I love it. Many thanks for your comments on my poems....:)
Crud Avatar
April 17, 2011 at 3:42 PM
there was a young pirate called sid/whose ambitions went west via a skid/ for his notion of promotion/ expired in the ocean/when swallowed by a ginormous squid. sorry, i digress. you're certainly a very versatile wordsmythe, me dear. no doubt about it. very clever write. love Oo Oochly, xxxxxx. eph.
Taylor Avatar
April 16, 2011 at 6:06 PM
Very clever and well written piece, delysia. Excellent. Enjoyed. Thanks for your gracious comments on my postings. Have a great weekend. xxxRalph
Junique Avatar
April 15, 2011 at 12:50 AM
Very good tanka. Well done.
Hall Mad Poet Avatar
April 14, 2011 at 8:11 PM
Cool girl. Love this one too. You're funny :-)
Brown Avatar
April 13, 2011 at 11:33 AM
I am reading such diverse poems here at PoetrySoup. Poet's hearts are bleeding poetry today. That is where the best poetry comes from. It has been my pleasure to read your poetry today Delysia. Continue to write and share it and I will be back to read it. Have a wonderful day and may you find inspiration along the way. Love, Carol
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