Pirate Babblin'

Nine turns o' lunar
sailin' ace wit' me schooner
suckin' me pointer
plucked orf me decks 's'twere
me lingo sucks, yo'd concur?

Ahoy, me mateys.  Me scrawlin' me be servin' anent th' mugshot o' th' wordy wench
Linda-Marie, th' sweetheart o' these 'ere waters.  Go shakin' yo' ample booty, worthy
lass, 'n heed me pennin' wit' favor.  Aye, aye, Cap'n.  Arrrrgh!!!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2011



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Date: 9/20/2013 3:00:00 AM
I'm sure even the dead will rise in laughter when you are around. I like your wittiness.
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Date: 7/29/2013 3:51:00 PM
You smooth talker you, for the 18th century lol. Did you write the scripts for Pirates of the Caribbean lol. I like the new avatar but why have you used a picture of the Mona Lisa lol. Take care, Richard
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Date: 6/11/2011 8:40:00 PM
Great fun here, Delysia. How are you doing?
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Date: 6/10/2011 4:50:00 PM
lol... D. H., oi! i can't stop laughing at the babblin,,. aye! aye! ..lol.. well enjoyed,, thanks for the laugh... p.d.
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Date: 5/7/2011 5:16:00 PM
Delysia, you made me chuckle with this poem, I love it. Many thanks for your comments on my poems....:)
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Date: 4/17/2011 3:42:00 PM
there was a young pirate called sid/whose ambitions went west via a skid/ for his notion of promotion/ expired in the ocean/when swallowed by a ginormous squid. sorry, i digress. you're certainly a very versatile wordsmythe, me dear. no doubt about it. very clever write. love Oo Oochly, xxxxxx. eph.
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Date: 4/16/2011 6:06:00 PM
Very clever and well written piece, delysia. Excellent. Enjoyed. Thanks for your gracious comments on my postings. Have a great weekend. xxxRalph
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Date: 4/15/2011 12:50:00 AM
Very good tanka. Well done.
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Date: 4/14/2011 8:11:00 PM
Cool girl. Love this one too. You're funny :-)
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Date: 4/13/2011 11:33:00 AM
I am reading such diverse poems here at PoetrySoup. Poet's hearts are bleeding poetry today. That is where the best poetry comes from. It has been my pleasure to read your poetry today Delysia. Continue to write and share it and I will be back to read it. Have a wonderful day and may you find inspiration along the way. Love, Carol
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