A Woman From the North

A woman who came from the north Had the most dreadful corf She coughed and she spluttered She moaned and she muttered Because she could not shake the corf orf A Man From The East There was a huge man from the east Every meal that he ate was a feast He got so fat His stomach went splat Now the huge man from the east is deceased A Man From The South An unfortunate man from the south Had a very very large mouth It was so wide It stretched to both sides Not to the north and the south A Woman From The West A woman who came from the west Always dressed in the very best She wore beautiful clothes From her head to her toes But she would not be seen dead in a vest