A Woman From the North

A woman who came from the north
Had the most dreadful corf
She coughed and she spluttered
She moaned and she muttered
Because she could not shake the corf orf

A Man From The East

There was a huge man from the east
Every meal that he ate was a feast
He got so fat
His stomach went splat
Now the huge man from the east is deceased

A Man From The South

An unfortunate man from the south
Had a very very large mouth
It was so wide
It stretched to both sides
Not to the north and the south

A Woman From The West

A woman who came from the west
Always dressed in the very best
She wore beautiful clothes
From her head to her toes
But she would not be seen dead in a vest
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Laurie Avatar
May 4, 2020 at 12:16 AM
Hello Shirley … a fine set of limericks indeed Shirley - enjoyable to read - Lindsay
Hawkins Avatar
May 5, 2020 at 11:04 PM
Hello, I am pleased you enjoyed reading them and I hope they made you smile...Take care... Shirley
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