Humorous One Poems

Easter as interpreted by one...

rebated, rebelled, rebirthed, rebooted, 
and rebuked courtesy 
one ill shod Unitarian atheist,
who means NOT to affect
any sacrilegious fallout
nor offend devoutly religious...

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Two wiener dogs meet
Each yap loudly, strangely greet
Oddly on the street

Hounds bite other's butt 
Owner blames the other's mutt
Not open and shut

I note discreetly,
"Both were...

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Make that one look like a trollop grandma said.
We thought that she had lost it; blown something inside her head.
Here are the clothes I want...

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I keep returning to the jewelry store to look at the vase.
It has all of my favorite colors.
hot pink, orange, turquoise, lavender
I really want it,...

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For some this is funny,
for others it is dead serious.
This may not be earth shattering to you,
but for many it is.
Why have most bathrooms taken...

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Mamma you work very hard for our family
Always giving and never taking
Mother's Day is on March 10 in the UK
Mother's Day is on May 12...

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One generic baby boomer, (a garden variety sexagenarian)...
offers his interpretation of critical race theory

I, (an articulate, charming, domesticated, 
erudite, friendly, genteel, humorous, intelligent,
kind, learned, male,...

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One day, Hoonkie came to King Salz's hall,
Demanded a penny, but the king's voice did fall,
He seized the poor Hoonkie, threw him in the gaol,
In...

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A tropical fruit is nutritious  
            Bananas are mighty delicious 
A big one...

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About climate change and its effects there has been a lot of chatter.

One concern is that the sea-level is rising and I think I know...

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A big dog is pooping out on my lawn.
One I hate – Bill Gates – appears from nowhere.
He scoops up the poop and places it...

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It was a life time ago,                                       ...

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lorna applebee is the name

her tale recurs always same

a phlebotomist and i

after twelve mai tai

elope a real bloody shame.
...

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Long time ago in a place called Taiwan, 
there was a very talkative woman,
her mouth was like machine gun,
even her dire breath could stun, 
but...

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This is what your grandma looked like when I found her.
Great-grandpa Willy was grinning as wide as a piano bench.
I stared at the photo; four...

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