For the 'Humorous poems # 2 contest' Poetry Contest of Jay Narain
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A big dog is pooping out on my lawn. One I hate – Bill Gates – appears from nowhere. He scoops up the poop and places it on a stick as he views me in my underwear. He chases me, scaring me with that crap. And suddenly I’m in a sea far from land. Thinking I’ve escaped from Bill Gates’ trap, I swim toward the beach. A shark’s on my hand! People who’d seen me had screamed and then fled. I’m thinking the shark had made them afraid, then notice I’m topless and I turn red. Where did the shark go? Do I need first aid? I look down and see that I’ve got no feet. Bill Gates is the shark! To sea I retreat. A mermaid I am now, cute as can be. Ryan Gosling, Merman, comes to save me!
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