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Funny On The Rocks Poems

These Funny On The Rocks poems are examples of On The Rocks poems about Funny. These are the best examples of On The Rocks Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Twelve Mile
twelve miles of useless... road 
if you want to call it that
so washed out, rutted, and rocky that
usually you drive around it
three beers to go...

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Categories: on the rocks, health, home, longing, nature,



Dawn of the Woodpecker
Swaying and shuffling to the bathroom,
		once again,
			I hoped this time that I’d summon the wherewithal 
		to finally start my Saturday.
  	But my visit was...

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Categories: on the rocks, bird, drink, funny, good

Premium Member Rocks
Rocks

There are rocks of every color, shape and size. 
The ones that fall from the sky, they flatten you. 
Not really expecting it, 
caught off...

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Categories: on the rocks, addiction, allusion, america, anxiety,

Kissing Rocks
(Seen at the aquarium)

Eye to eye

in a stony embrace,

two rockfish kissing,

face to face.





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Categories: on the rocks, fish, funny love, kiss,

A Pocket Full of Rocks
Funny Story and unfortunately true. When I was in Prison at Pelican Bay State prison in Crescent City, Ca., one of the ways I made...

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Categories: on the rocks, funny, introspection, lost love,



Premium Member Skipping Rocks
He set them dancing across the water,
A special talent he seemed to have.

I looked on with pride,
And not a little envy.

His skipped seven times,
Mine went...

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Categories: on the rocks, funny

My Pet Rocks Tragic Accident
I have a pet rock that i carry everywhere
I love him take care of him treat him with care
I gave him some clothes that fit...

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Categories: on the rocks, funny, dog, dog, friend,


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