My Pet Rocks Tragic Accident

I have a pet rock that i carry everywhere I love him take care of him treat him with care I gave him some clothes that fit just right I gave him a bed to stretch out at night I gave him a TV for his hockey game A birth certificate so my friend would have a name He was sad cause he was small So i called him bolder to make him feel tall Bolder was taking a nap one sunny day When along came the dog and swept him away I jumped from my chair to try and save my friend But tragically boulders life came to an end Than i thought could a rock survive an accident of this kind Than i remembered what i did when my dog ate my dime So a bag in one hand in the other the scoop I fed my dog lots of food and waited for the poop It took a few days but i got my friend back We found a home for the dog and now we have a cat