Dawn of the Woodpecker
Swaying and shuffling to the bathroom,
once again,
I hoped this time that I’d summon the wherewithal
to finally start my Saturday.
But my visit was bookended by
my usual return to bed.
The previous night’s tequila and IPA’s
had been reincarnated as leftover remnants of vomit that
spackled the roof of my mouth.
Voice deepened by hangover—
also made hoarse from
shouting over the bands, in the belly of the Roxian,
let out a groan
as I shifted in the cozy-yet-itchy cradle of the basement couch,
trying my best to avoid the irritating sunlight…
face shoved into the upholstery,
smothered by pillows.
Nose dizzied by the familiar scents of home
dulled and havocked by cigarette smoke from
Rudy’s High Dive,
where the bartender remembered I wanted to be a writer, as a kid,
but all the THC made it hard for me to remember what
I’d just said to him.
Just then, I was disturbed by
incessant tapping—frequent and forceful, like my offbeat attempts
at matching the rhythm of Donna the Buffalo
on the venue’s upper floor’s safety railing.
Seeing how ignoring it proved fruitless,
I dragged my body upstairs to find my dad.
He too was slumped on a sofa
safely transported to & from McKees Rocks
on his first ever Uber ride.
While I showered,
Timmy Z snooped around, eventually discovering
the culprit of the commotion:
a trapped woodpecker.
We armed ourselves with brooms
swatted, batted, and shooed,
dodging our feathery friend’s
maneuvers near our heads
as it flew out the door before company arrived.
Copyright © Joseph Szalinski | Year Posted 2020
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