Oldie Poems - Poems about Oldie

There once was a bucket from Nantucket [Trump*]'s aides must make time to lug it While running for office His sh!t from each orifice Needs giant commodes just to flush it *In order to promote fairness, the reader can insert any selfish politician, CEO, or other name in the brackets. Sadly, there's no shortage of good choices....

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Father Christmas is old, He was feeling tired and cold, His wife said, "It's time to retire." As they both sipped wine around their cosy fire....

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Reissued from a couple of years back… * Twas the night before Christmas and I’d lost me house I had to get home and sneak past me spouse She’d sent me to...

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Old age Threatening near Wrinkles on forehead Lines on corners of eye Netted crosses on cheeks Plumps of fat On protruding belly Double chins Hanging loose Shrivelled hands and fingers Resemble those of a cold blooded animal Clumsy legs Staggering Sinking eyes Dimming Exhausted brain Confusing A complicated world A bleak future For every oldie And it comes only once...

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Regarding the importance of punctuation Let us view a prime illustration A woman without her man is nothing...Rewritten: A woman -- Without her, man is nothing. ~ if not smitten!...

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The kids have all grown and moved out on their own I can now be a senior with ease But as I get older, unburden my shoulders the help I once gave I now need What has happened to me? I flaunt apathy I’m becoming my parents I fear I’ve ditched rock and roll for the daily news show and prefer jasmine...

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An Oldie But A Goodie Lyrics to "Into Something Good" by Herman's Hermits Woke up this morning feelin' fine There's something special on my mind Last night I met a new girl in the neighborhood, whoa yeah Something tells me I'm into something good (Something tells me I'm into something) She's the kind of girl who's not too shy And I can tell...

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Please, I just ask you to keep your position. In just a few more minutes, we will have intermission. After Scarlett pulls the carrot from the ground, “I’ll never be hungry again” will be her voiced sound. After the pull-away shot, there will be a five minute break. Please don’t leave me now, for goodness sake. This is a movie all...

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One day I will meet you on a dirt track and ask about back yard where moon lives. Will you give me a kiss of the clock ? I have forgotten the back years. Autumn now takes care of my assets and I keep on erasing the names. O,harvest moon, don’t go away. I was playing with the black thoughts eating the yellow grass, learning the...

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Fought with the law ...

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