Ogling With Intent To Gawk
Oh, that voice in my head
I just did what it said
Invisible footprints
I followed - they led
A colorful leaf
On a breeze – fluttered by
A wonderful sight
Brought a tear to my eye
A sign on a pole said
“mask up or die”
I didn’t know whether
To laugh – or to cry
As an old feral cat
Tore the head off a sparrow
I
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Categories:
ogling, humor, satire,
Form: Rhyme
Ogling the Fillies
In spite of my age, I'm still hot to trot
Love ogling the fillies but sometimes get caught
Been slapped on the kisser
Almost stopped my ticker
What a way to go, better than a blood clot
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Categories:
ogling, appreciation,
Form: Limerick
Ogling the Fillies
In spite of my age, I'm still hot to trot
Love ogling the fillies but sometimes get caught
Been slapped on the kisser
Almost stopped my ticker
What a way to go, better than a blood clot
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Categories:
ogling, giggle,
Form: Limerick
Oh Ornithological Original Onions Ogling
a = a and b = ? when preceded by a k amswer in 30000 words
A quandary could be said to be quadrilateral in formation but rusted tap thinks that water is very very soothing. Ok then thought the beaker I can fill now. Great. It is never to be said that a static shape
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Categories:
ogling, adventure, allah, analogy, angel,
Form: I do not know?
Eating Bonbons and Ogling Ladies All Day
Think I'm just gonna bum around today
If you don't mind that old expression
Literally, I'm gonna goof off and waste time
Feeling lazy in a state of vegetation
These days are happening a lot more often
Became a senior, then suddenly plonk
Maybe it's because of my afternoon naps
I watch the tube and then zonk
Need to get active like the
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Categories:
ogling, humorous,
Form: Quatrain
Ogling Owglet
*This silly limerick was inspired by James Fraser. He often compares himself to an
eagle and I had an attachment to an owl that used to live in my backyard. He
challenged me to write a poem on a combination of the two: "Owglet." This one's
for you, James!
Ogling Owglet flew
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Categories:
ogling, animals, funny
Form: Limerick
Ogling Obama
A Brazilian women makes a beautiful wife,
She can make you forget your duties in life.
Obama’s mind boggled, he just stood and ogled;
At the pretty young delegate all dressed up in pink;
But its errors like these, a masculine tease,
Which can raise in the news a terrible stink.
Until now we believed,
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Categories:
ogling, nature
Form: Acrostic