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Premium Member The House Cat's Official Greeting to Visitors
Seeing as I live here (I say this not in jest), remember this is my domain, and you are just a guest. There is a possibility that's fairly safe to predict: you will definitely be sniffed and probably be licked. (Deal with it.) It is not my problem if you're a crusty grouch; if you don't like cat hairs, stay off the...

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Categories: official, cat, humor,
Form: Rhyme
It's Official
It's official It's official Officially, it is It's time for me to give Give myself Everything that's attached It's time to patch up the patch Heal wounds Life is of the essence It's precious Be great, be you , no neglecting Keep yourself in line Keep checking Check yourself. Respect it, Respect you and others will...

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Categories: official, age,
Form: Free verse



The Official Comedy
Maybe I walk in your shoes, Perhaps you sleep like my loops, Probably, this is an unimaginable satire, Inside your head, I can never born again and be a disaster. Perhaps I am only your necessity, Probably, I walk on springs, Maybe you don't possess earthly possessions, In your hands, my name is nothing but an arcade. Maybe you know I am your...

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Categories: official, anxiety, depression, feelings, irony,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Official of Officialness
Im officially the official of officialness in the matter of all matter that matters to anyone who is anyone who belongs to someone who is officially known as to be something of a descendant of man or men but probably preferably man not apes or monkeys but humanoids of this tiny tiny blue marble of...

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Categories: official, crazy, hilarious, imagination,
Form: Free verse
My Life It's Official
I'm not bent, I'm broken... Not another word spoken... No giving... No take... Just one big ing mistake... No forgive... No forget... No time left to regret... No future... No past... Everything is far from my blast... How will I ever understand my past... No holding on... No letting go... How will I ever know... My life is a joke...  Without the coke... People just love to poke...  No...

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Categories: official, appreciation, conflict, feelings,
Form: Bio



Official Hacker 2222
Agency could trace user activity because browser serve as a link between the bottom and surface web.When we download something we download it from web or when we use VPN we use internet and when we use internet we are connected with local service provider and in this way we are trackable so the whole Game...

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Categories: official, computer, education, internet, science,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member The Official Jar Opener
I was the official jar opener in our house Until this jar of Bick's Pickled Beets Knocked me off my perch Mr. He-Man here is now fighting off severe depression It's a conspiracy, cause I was acting too much like a smart ass That lid tightening machine heard about me And is purposely making the seal tighter So no actual human can...

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Categories: official, humorous,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Todays News Tomorrows Blues
Today’s News Tomorrows Blues David J Walker Off white Black typed Picket fence newspapers Stacked in racks unread Everything said Yesterday Made news today Everyone who bled Or bruised made news In the official records where Only the dead are Laid to rest in the haze of the Obituaries details Scattered like ashes among The ads of mortuaries On the next page the movies Remind us...

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Categories: official, obituary, today,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Official Disclaimer
BADSEEDPRESS is a fabricated enterprise. Zoltan Goliath and Otis Trench are invented characters, as are all the other players identified herein as having had a role in the sweet soul seduction of this sad luck, rum-soaked dame of a book. The entire contents of this volume is the product of the imagination of M. Kalavik....

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Categories: official, allegory, business, literature,
Form: Prose
Deeper Emotions 'Official Poem'
Humans have been around for a long time, But even now we do not know the full reaches of our mind, Nor do we know what we can really do, Or what’s next for us as a species. To me and probably others, There's one thing I feel we have yet to fully explain. Emotions are a peculiar thing, We can't quite...

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Categories: official, emotions, feelings,
Form: Free verse
Elected Officials
People whom your votes produce And four or five succeeding years reduce: Not like wage earners their bosses might sack; Their tenures run out and they show us their back… At the outset, magical initiatives that wouldn’t confuse, At the finale a barrel-large hopeless excuse! Like potent drugs, movers of a system forward, Like expired ones, makers of things more awkward…; You indicate...

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Categories: official, change, future, political,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member I'M a Gas - It's Official -
An ultrasound scan of my tum Showed lots of foul gas soon will come I try to hold it in But much to my chagrin Foul farts are shooting from my bum I could give up on veggies and sprouts Lush fried onions in large amounts I do farts loud and quiet But I won’t alter my diet My doctor says good fibre counts Some...

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Categories: official, health, humorous, wind,
Form: Limerick
Dutiful Official
D-edication I-n O-ccasion S-imply D-elights A-nother D-utiful O-fficial A-s S-cribe U-ses N-atal C-onnotation I-n O-ne N-ame Topic: Birthday of Councilor Diosdado E. Asuncion, Jr (November 16) Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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Categories: official, birthday,
Form: Acrostic
Retired Official
R-etired O-fficial L-ives A-nother N-ew D-egree O-f D-uty E-njoying L-ife O-f S-piritual S-implicity A-nd N-ice T-ime O-f S-erenity Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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Categories: official, poems,
Form: Acrostic
Premium Member The Querry
It is not enough to sit and say ‘yes sir’ the records show you to be a non performing officer how possible it is for such hard work to manifest into absolutely no luck? whenever my eyes leave the house you mock my supervision to be a playing mouse others are making good of progress and of them, satisfied is my congress but...

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Categories: official, character,
Form: Couplet

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