Official Poems - Poems about Official

The House Cat's Official Greeting to Visitors

Seeing as I live here 
(I say this not in jest),
remember this is my domain, 
and you are just a guest.

There is a possibility 
that's fairly safe to predict:
you will definitely be sniffed
and probably be licked.
(Deal with it.)

It is not my problem 
if you're a crusty grouch;
if you don't like cat hairs, 
stay off the

It's Official

It's official 

It's official 
Officially, it is 
It's time for me to give 
Give myself 
Everything that's attached 
It's time to patch up the patch
Heal wounds 
Life is of the essence 
It's precious 
Be great, be you , no neglecting 
Keep yourself in line 
Keep checking 
Check yourself. Respect it, 
Respect you and others will

The Official Comedy

Maybe I walk in your shoes,
Perhaps you sleep like my loops,
Probably, this is an unimaginable satire,
Inside your head, I can never born again and be a disaster.

Perhaps I am only your necessity,
Probably, I walk on springs,
Maybe you don't possess earthly possessions,
In your hands, my name is nothing but an arcade.

Maybe you know I am your

Official of Officialness

Im officially the official of officialness in the matter of all matter that matters to anyone who is anyone who belongs to someone who is officially known as to be something of a descendant of man or men but probably preferably man not apes or monkeys but humanoids of this tiny tiny blue marble of

My Life It's Official

I'm not bent, I'm broken...

Not another word spoken...

No giving... No take...

Just one big ing mistake...

No forgive... No forget...

No time left to regret...

No future... No past...

Everything is far from my blast...

How will I ever understand my past...

No holding on... No letting go...

How will I ever know...

My life is a joke... 

Without the coke...

People just love to poke... 

No

Official Hacker 2222

Agency could trace user activity because browser serve as a link between the bottom and surface web.When we download something we download it from web or when we use VPN we use internet and when
we use internet we are connected with local service provider and in this way we are trackable so the whole Game

The Official Jar Opener

I was the official jar opener in our house
Until this jar of Bick's Pickled Beets
Knocked me off my perch
Mr. He-Man here is now fighting off severe depression
It's a conspiracy, cause I was acting too much like a smart ass
That lid tightening machine heard about me
And is purposely making the seal tighter
So no actual human can

Todays News Tomorrows Blues

Today’s News Tomorrows Blues
David J Walker

Off white
Black typed
Picket fence newspapers
Stacked in racks unread 

Everything said 
	Yesterday
Made news today 
Everyone who bled 
Or bruised made news

In the official records where
Only the dead are
Laid to rest in the haze of the
Obituaries details 

Scattered like ashes among 
The ads of mortuaries 

On the next page the movies
Remind us

Official Disclaimer

BADSEEDPRESS is a fabricated enterprise. 
Zoltan Goliath and Otis Trench are invented characters, 
as are all the other players identified herein as having 
had a role in the sweet soul seduction of this sad luck, 
rum-soaked dame of a book. 
The entire contents of this volume is the product 
of the imagination of M. Kalavik.

Deeper Emotions 'Official Poem'

Humans have been around for a long time,
But even now we do not know the full reaches of our mind,
Nor do we know what we can really do,
Or what’s next for us as a species.
To me and probably others,
There's one thing I feel we have yet to fully explain.
Emotions are a peculiar thing,
We can't quite

Elected Officials

People whom your votes produce
And four or five succeeding years reduce:
Not like wage earners their bosses might sack;
Their tenures run out and they show us their back…
At the outset, magical initiatives that wouldn’t confuse,
At the finale a barrel-large hopeless excuse!
Like potent drugs, movers of a system forward,
Like expired ones, makers of things more awkward…;
You indicate

I'M a Gas - It's Official -

An ultrasound scan of my tum
Showed lots of foul gas soon will come
I try to hold it in
But much to my chagrin
Foul farts are shooting from my bum

I could give up on veggies and sprouts
Lush fried onions in large amounts
I do farts loud and quiet
But I won’t alter my diet
My doctor says good fibre counts

Some

Dutiful Official

D-edication
I-n
O-ccasion
S-imply
D-elights
A-nother
D-utiful
O-fficial

A-s
S-cribe
U-ses
N-atal
C-onnotation
I-n
O-ne
N-ame

Topic: Birthday of Councilor
Diosdado E. Asuncion, Jr (November 16) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic

Retired Official

R-etired
O-fficial
L-ives
A-nother
N-ew
D-egree
O-f

D-uty
E-njoying
L-ife
O-f
S-piritual

S-implicity
A-nd
N-ice
T-ime
O-f
S-erenity

Form: Vertical Monocrostic

The Chinese Official

I awoke to the pungent smell of perfumed wisterias;
Bursting from twisting bines hang masses of purple blooms.
   In far away Wuyuan I know Springtime sits upon many
      Crowded terraces;
 Again I long for you...our cozy little rooms.

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