Offender Poems - Poems about Offender

...to mr aaron m ehrhart your hungry hippo mumzy can also report all my villanies and misdeeds directly to the Caesar rather than the FSB. why? but why not? who else but our sweet Caesar is better suit......Read More

...to mr aaron m ehrhart hi aaron, i am delighted you still read my largely worthless scribblings (hey there is truly no accounting for taste) but i am mystified as to why your hungry hippo mumzy thi......Read More

... Our shifts are duly spent Of police duty known and meant And inquiries followed through In the daily things we do One day this can turn dangerous When this duty becomes onerous And an o......Read More

...Naked in the Palaestra, Wrestler Leontiskos, of Messene, Was awarded laurels with the required three falls, Having broken two of his opponent’s fingers. He was applauded as a hero of the games. ......Read More

...Without knowing your gender..., (nevertheless ex post facto still flattered genuine heartfelt kinship mattered, hence the reasonable rhyme across the webbed wide world I subsequently scatter......Read More

...Convicted of raping Now new game he's playing He is sex offender But he changes gender So he becomes a she Then the law does agree The game he now has won Sent to women's prison Has so......Read More

...Again you repeated the blunder, Oh! My dear habitual offender. Don't think much and ponder, Avoid to stay in such thunder. Days turns into remainder, But failed to recognize the sender. T......Read More

...The police made John jog his memory “Was the car actually a Camry?” John delayed, then got free cigarette Of a brand prized above his Lovette. And he didn’t hear his voice drop “Yes...” Befor......Read More

...My Granddad can’t stay on the straight and narrow Robs garden centres with his bow and arrow, Police knew his scheming So now he is screaming Speeding downhill in a plastic wheelbarrow ......Read More

...My third detention in their dreadful smelly van en route to the morality center, waiting to be interrogated about my "improper" hejab. No use telling them my father is friend of an ayatollah, I'm ......Read More

... I contemplated, trying desperately to recall, when I'd changed and my humility took a fall. Wondering how I managed to be so greedy instead of thinking of the poor and the needy. I was ashamed......Read More

... Just like the vulture watches its prey From atop the roof top Scanning every moving rodent And rotten s by the gutter, He watches eagle-eyed, Every car on the traffic lane. He watches with ke......Read More

...Imagine if you faced the grave Would your countenance be brave? What words would your soul bring to bare If you were writing your last page? Does your spirit not give quarrel To the fact that ......Read More

...Harold the Hugh Hefner carrot top buck Ruled his hare'm nsync with trumpeting Donald Duck, (loud enough to arouse Daisy), the former cartoon character, a pensive searing black kind Roebuck h......Read More

...I When trouble comes Guilt is behind With Regret Ready and able (No time for pun on Cain or Abel) But don't give up on God Or even the vilest offender As the hymnist sang, if s/he truly believ......Read More